Thursday, August 16, 2012
GOP Future
-So we rebadge as The Ayn Randian Party?
-Like, immediately!
-Sorta rolls off the tongue.
-We can jettison the Ayn. The old broad won't care.
-How 'bout the traditional Republicans and their Party
of Lincoln jazz?
-Marginalized, like him.
-And the Party of Moochers? Can we rebadge them thusly?
-Won't hafta. Evident to all fairminded men and women.
-We have those?
-Not many, thank God.
-So a platform of enlightened selfishness.
-Skip the enlightened. Not a highschool civics class.
-End government as we've known it!
-Let's not go crazy. She's got wondrous, thumping tits.
-We latch on to the Right one. How 'bout the Left?
-Why we suck so hard, other goes dry!
-After all’s said and done, I can’t tell you how
much I enjoy feeling like an obnoxious prick!
-Bingo!
Labels: Ayn Rand, GOP future
Tuesday, August 14, 2012
Latest Wunderkind
drove a frankfurter
and quotes Ayn.
Marxists do with
mopeds or the like,
vehicles not foolish,
rather utilitarian.
Che had similar
but ultimately
snuffed by hotdog
fanatics
still ruling the world
if you can bear looking.
drove a frankfurter
and quotes Ayn.
Marxists do with
mopeds or the like,
vehicles not foolish,
rather utilitarian.
Che had similar
but ultimately
snuffed by hotdog
fanatics
still ruling the world
if you can bear looking.
Labels: Ayn Rand, Marxism, Oscar Mayer
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Saving Ryan's Wine
Much fuss over
$700 wine shared
with two other snif-
fing Ayn Randians. But
Grandma on her shove
under the bus remains
whimsically free to sip
2004 Echezeaux Grand Cru
if she so wishes.
Much fuss over
$700 wine shared
with two other snif-
fing Ayn Randians. But
Grandma on her shove
under the bus remains
whimsically free to sip
2004 Echezeaux Grand Cru
if she so wishes.
Labels: Ayn Rand, medicare, Paul Ryan, Republican
