Friday, October 05, 2012
The Last Days of Campaign
-My image not absurd enough, you have
me at war with a cartoon character.
-My kids love Oookie Dookie!
-Where's the percentage?
-The votes of a few thousand maniacs.
-How about the ones of those who will write
Oookie Dookie in.
-Great! Your opponent's loss.
-How do you figure?
-No Oookie Dookie fans'd ever vote for you
anyway. He's silly and funny and goofy.
-I can be...
-You couldn't get a laugh at a funeral.
-But my own'd provoke quite a few!
-Whoa! Boss! That there is wit! Like a
whatchacallit bug in amber.
-This whatchacallit campaign is in amber.
-Forever.
-My image not absurd enough, you have
me at war with a cartoon character.
-My kids love Oookie Dookie!
-Where's the percentage?
-The votes of a few thousand maniacs.
-How about the ones of those who will write
Oookie Dookie in.
-Great! Your opponent's loss.
-How do you figure?
-No Oookie Dookie fans'd ever vote for you
anyway. He's silly and funny and goofy.
-I can be...
-You couldn't get a laugh at a funeral.
-But my own'd provoke quite a few!
-Whoa! Boss! That there is wit! Like a
whatchacallit bug in amber.
-This whatchacallit campaign is in amber.
-Forever.
Labels: campaign, cartoon character, politics
