Monday, November 26, 2012
Secession Airs–-a discussion of two
Northeastern Smart Asses
-The welfare states wanna leave. They don’t, like, cotton,
to the “Nee-gro” jiving back to the White House.
-Hey! Don’t let the door hit them in the ass on the way out!
-You don’t mind losing the culture?
-The what? Smithfield ham, pure salt! And without football,
nobody’d ever hear of Mississippi or Alabama.
-Grits not bad, and a lot of the girls are pretty.
-Yeah, but shit for brains. Tammy’s in love!
-That’s the DNA. They can’t help it.
-There’s good in this! The billionaires’ll flock there!
They can fuck the independent rubes even more rawly.
And won’t pay a penny in taxes.
-They do now?
-The secessionists’ll still be low-information voters even in their new country.
-The Fascists like ‘em that way.
-I see Georgia, South Carolina and Texas bringing
back slavery.
-But Twenty First Century version: a few token spicks thrown in too.
-So South-Centric is we-uns! We’ve been leaving the West out of the equation. (sings) Ok-lahoma where the wind comes...
-Well, smart cowboy’s an oxymoron, that’s for sure.
-Where men are men, and women fuckin glad about it.
Sagebrush! Coyotes!-–the four-legged kind. The Red River Valley! (sings) Just remember The Red River Valley and the cowboy who loved you so true. I’ll miss the sentimental songs around the campfire. And, by the bye, take down your pants so I can see your brand. I think you’ve been rustled!
-No doubt, but we ARE...missing the finer points in all of this learned discussion!
-Not a worry. They’ll reveal themselves over the
laugh track.
Labels: North, Secession, South, Texas, welfare states, West
