Saturday, December 22, 2012

 
 
Another Doomsday Passes
 

with the stray tornado or so,
but space mountains fly past,
and black and brown waves don’t 

materialize to ravage
Idaho hamlets--  

preferring, perhaps, to rage
at the infuriating Lakers. 

Thus, jumpy fingers need withdraw,
reluctantly, from trigger housings. 

Black helicopters stay aloft, their
distinctly awful thrum-thrum 

filtered out from government imposed
bedlam by those who’ve coyly

trained themselves. The Bushmaster,
proven adept in dismembering children,
leads the Hit Parade 
 
of sales. Sensible folks tell us pay more
attention, be especially polite to paranoids


you may discover secreting among us. 
No mystery who they are, though, for
they announce themselves on radio.

 

 

 

 

 

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I'd read more, but I really have to go buy a gun.
 
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