Wednesday, March 20, 2013
New Chrysler 9000 self drove to his office
Was telling friend Larry of the best parts of
deal, but kept tripping up or forgetting.
"I’m ready for Bide a Bit!" he blurted. Referencing
the county’s old persons home, now privatized.
"Haven't called it that in years. Now it's
Sunset. Slang once was Republicans Emeriti,
when the county was suffocatingly Right."
“Well let me enjoy my 9000 before...!"
“Selection Robot comes after YOU?”
“I heard it's all robots up there.”
“Just about. They slide you outa bed and rip off
your pajamas. Clamp you into wheel chair which
joins others in a radio-controlled pilgrimage
to a huge bath where all are dumped."
"Male and female together?"
"What's the difference at their age?"
“Then dressed by the same robots, and off to breakfast?”
“Exactly. Joke last week was they jammed a Dogpatch
print dress on some grandpa.”
“Why is efficiency a comedy?”
“Always has been.”
Was telling friend Larry of the best parts of
deal, but kept tripping up or forgetting.
"I’m ready for Bide a Bit!" he blurted. Referencing
the county’s old persons home, now privatized.
"Haven't called it that in years. Now it's
Sunset. Slang once was Republicans Emeriti,
when the county was suffocatingly Right."
“Well let me enjoy my 9000 before...!"
“Selection Robot comes after YOU?”
“I heard it's all robots up there.”
“Just about. They slide you outa bed and rip off
your pajamas. Clamp you into wheel chair which
joins others in a radio-controlled pilgrimage
to a huge bath where all are dumped."
"Male and female together?"
"What's the difference at their age?"
“Then dressed by the same robots, and off to breakfast?”
“Exactly. Joke last week was they jammed a Dogpatch
print dress on some grandpa.”
“Why is efficiency a comedy?”
“Always has been.”
Labels: convalescent home, Dogpatch, future, Lil Abner, robot, senior
