Wednesday, April 10, 2013
The man who was meticulous in just about everything
went completely! Sgts Calderone and Mixx called to
pocket park fronting the new condos on West Division
Street, 9:12 PM.
He was alternately giggling and roaring up into fluffy
snow, whole white scene lit by highrise windows.
Said Sgts labeled “Nut Squad” at precinct: last week
breaking up a fist fight between Napoleon and
Mickey Mantle, Calvary Baptist Soup Kitchen.
Aforementioned meticulous one claimed to be
Steve Jobs, proving he pretty much kept up.
Footprints in the snow ultimately told the story
of his struggle.
Labels: delusional, Mickey Mantle, Napoleon, nervous breakdown, nut, police, Steve Jobs
