Tuesday, September 03, 2013
Surveys With Odd Conclusions
Typical
Hobart Grimshaw of Omaha was named
The Typical Republican by Political Metrics
Unlimited.
A month later Precision In Futuristics
labeled him The Typical Democrat.
"You could call him anything. There is no there there,"
remarked Monsignor to the new priest.
"Unlike us, who always have the Ace to play."
"But that doesn't make us superior. This rectory
is of the world."
"Speaking of which...?"
"Speaking of which, to unwind from each day’s
travails, I always have a thimble of cognac at ten
in the study. Please join me any night you wish."
"Will we cover the waterfront? Heartbreak to
minute theology?"
"The former emphatically! My Chicago Bears!"
Labels: Bears, Omaha, priest, religion, typical party member
