Wednesday, April 06, 2022
Murph
(is not me. He sees himself
as warring 'gainst hypocrisy. If you
invoke "Christian" he'll say
Oh yeah!--Folks who stuck
Jews in ovens?
You've been warned!"
...
-Yoh Murph! Church here
plans all-day Ukraine
Protest! Anything nasty to say
about that?
-Just mild surprise that they're
replacing biblical palaver featuring
basic or advanced lying with the
much-less-employed Action Faith!
-Be careful! You might have something
positive in there!
-Doubt it sincerely!
-Just remember that Scripture
will move even you!
As Faith moves mountains!
-Scripture can be tremendous stuff!
The Devil quotes it extensively.
-Ouch!
-In fact he relies on a veritable
ENCYCLOPEDIA.
-Labeled?
-Christian Hypocrisy!
-You're just angry is all. We professing Faith
are hardly perfect!
-But go on mouthing, as
long as there's a buck in it!
-Oh well, Auden says that we must love
our crooked neighbor
with our crooked heart!
-I'm waiting for so-called Christians
to acknowledge how bloody crooked theirs is!
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Labels: Christian, faith, Faith and lies, hypocrisy, lies, protest, Protestant, religion, Ukrainian
Monday, March 28, 2022
Cynic1&2
1/So passed he,
with priest
mumbling last rites
& our Bud buying
whole Bag?
2/Yup. Catholic
Blivet-Belief!!
1/Mercy on his alleged soul!
--but more things dreamt than
our philosophy they say.
2/ Name one!
Labels: Blivet, Catholic, cynical, Last Rites, religion
Tuesday, January 15, 2019
Heinous
They close in.
Last exit sealed.
Clear Heads:
“Surrender!”
“Surrender!”
Evangelicals:
“Await His Will!”
You have no Faith
and thus pretend.
No one minds.
Labels: behavior, criminal, faith, guilt, heinous, lying, religion
Monday, January 14, 2019
Couple
-She has a reputation for sweetness.
-Deserved?
-Now and again.
-When not?
-Lady Macbeth!
-That tough?
-Add fists.
-How terrible!
-Oh I don’t know. She gives
as well as she gets.
-I don’t believe that, Coward!
You’re certainly stronger,
-But it’s all a kind of Catholic
Mutual Aid Society. I’m Head Priest,
she’s Head Nun. So, worry not.
-Uh huh? And who gets you under
control, Father?
-The Bishop! Her brother. He’s not
much in the pulpit, but practicing
his active brand of the Faith?
-I can remember your face marked
up once or twice.
-Never removes his ring!
-Well it’s all of it goddamn sick!
-Heal thyself!
-Gladly, since nobody gets smacked around.
-Many varieties of Truth.
-None bloody!
-I usually just begin agreeing with
Saints like you, and they eventually
depart with thumb up righteous ass!
-Won’t wave goodbye, then.
Labels: Bishop, Catholic, Lady Macbeth, nun, priest, religion, violent couple
Monday, December 17, 2018
The Man Who Let It All Go
To forget a woman.
Overdid it!
Starts looking like a bum at work.
Step from homeless!--no kidding.
How to straighten him out?
Steered him to Religion.
Scoffed he!
More secular and non-hick counseling
at the university? Just sneeringly argued
with everyone in the group!
Self-Help articles with blatant headlines
via the net from his friends?
He can’t stop laughing!
At the last termination interview at
our mutual--and meticulously cautious--
corporation, he suddenly discovers
“I truly truly literally STINK!”
Hardly intellectual.
Olfactory, rather.
He took off the next day to scrub himself,
actually iron his clothes!
At the meeting then to fire him, he’s
all quite immaculate charm!
all quite immaculate charm!
And, since big outfits will chose the solution of less publicity, and thus scanter Big-Shot-Attention, ordered to quietly get back to work.
And never ever again to darken any important doorway!
Really lucky to toil where nobody
gives a shit about you, yes?
Labels: diffidence, Executive, hygiene, nervous breakdown, personnel, procedure, psychology, religion, rules, sarcasm, self-help, work
Monday, August 20, 2018
The Tour
-Still a DECENT Middle-West out there?
-Fortunately! For Ferdy-Weirdy T-Shirt Sales!
-Sold out in Muncy?
-Back-ordered!
-And your so-called book?
-Ten Notes for Goats?
-How can that fluff inspire crazy
droolers of the cloth at every stop?
-Secret is: the same one. Travels with us!
-He cries?
-Drenchingly! Mostly as to his innocent
granddaughters exposed to those who
wallow in the filth of THAT BOOK!
-If trivia raised to the nth negative power
can be said to be fil…
-This is America! You can say anything
is anything! We fight for that! Wars and shit!
-No business like...
Labels: Book Tour, foil, Mid-West, religion, sex, Show Business, TV Promotion
Monday, July 23, 2018
SSF
-...and proposed Shit-Storm Factor?
1-10?
-11!
-You know the most important factor?
When you really lay down blankets
of lies?
-You start to fiercely believe them?
-What’s more natural? All life is invented
anyway. Forget the stupid
rationalizations beforehand.
-How about the ones of Faith?
-No thanks, just puked.
-The Lefties’ll pee their lace panties!
-Our wondrous evil has its diuretic effects.
Labels: evil, faith, infection, Left, lying, pragmatism, religion, Right Wing
Thursday, September 21, 2017
By and By
But the Republicans--
as they couldn’t stop
pointing out, furiously--
finally delivered!
Anyway, there it joyously
was, and blocking the stars,
horizon to horizon.
Some said apple,
some blueberry, but
depended on where
you stood.
And the winds.
The children went to bed dreaming
of eating it, Adults did too.
Next night shown sliced,
nice animation
Who gets what.
Most of the hovering
world wept. But
religious people eternal-
ly grateful! For crumbs...
Secret of Life:
Less you want
more you’re loved
Labels: delusion, Democrat, Economics, pie in sky, religion, Republican
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
The Two Pubs
1 Larry had the vicious Anti-PC Cohort
promise not to follow him to the new pub.
They agreed, with parting comments as to
his cunt-loving, and secret faggotry, etc.
Pussy-whippedness his absolute worst!
declared they.
All playing of course!
2 Being warm and funny, immediately
welcome in this new place.
Politics and other filth forbidden here.
Oh there are jokes, but they don’t
spear anyone.
1 The old pub lives on, still filled with
hilarious imitations of foreign accents.
The latest Jew jokes requiring thus.
Later, cripple jokes fade in.
When the two eventually, organically,
combine as Crippled Jew Jokes,
well what could be more uproarious?
Black Sambo enters Harvard?
You may wish some terminal disease
strike the ringleaders?
Let that go! God’s province--if you still
persist in believing.
You can take some solace in that they’ve
brutally started in on each other?
To the death!
You’d be mistaken.
Merely achieving a necessary purification
rite on the
PATH TO RIGHT-WING ECSTASY.
Labels: anti-Semitic Right, PC, politics, racist, religion, Right Wing, sexist
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Two Future Saints
in fistfight re
who’s humbler.
Much verbal too,
but vulgar, never
Faith-Shaking.
And, being Churchmen,
gouging ruled in.
After, a pile of blood
and hair and sweat
and how!
Instant Forgiveness sug-
gested by other illumes,
but delayed.
Today’s Gang
of Saints
more realistic.
Labels: fight, fistfight, forgiveness, gouging, humility, religion, saint
Thursday, April 20, 2017
The More Things Change
-What you think of this New Right?
-Like the Old Version, they think that
cruelty is wit.
-Homeless and Unemployed a barrel of laughs!
-It’s useless to legislate for lazy crazies!
-WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR...
-Some.
-The fewer the better!
-Freedom!
-Means the freedom to buy what’s required.
-And if I require a Congressman?
-Go for it!
-Stepping over bodies?
-Never wear your good shoes!
-My sacrifice for Justice!
-How much can you afford?
-Plenty! I hold that Truth to be self-evident.
-Amen!
-Along with my dick!
-Are we reducing the Nation to your pecker?
-Love of Country is shown in many ways!
-And I thought you were just a thieving tax-cheating son of a bitch!
-Spell that P-A-T-R-I-O-T!
-Are we done here?
-Not till the prayer.
-Then I wanna look at the schedule.
-Yes! Let’s not miss the Reichstag Fire!
Labels: hypocrisy, Justice, New Right, patriotism, Reichstag Fire, religion, Right, role playing
Wednesday, November 02, 2016
a quaint western tale
Judge liked to open the warehouse
of certain mornings. To think.
His satellite office there deathly quiet
at 6 AM.
Not so, that Thursday when actual
cowboys cut the locks to the warehouse
gates to establish a shortcut getting
their cattle to the stockyard.
For some reason the driven beasts all let
go at the same time.
And the expression about the shit hitting
the fan held true.
Actually the fan running into Excelsior
Hair Products, covering Judge as a result.
Actually too, getting him to shriek as to
the end of the world.
For he was a Tribulationist, though
he thought the world would end in
unspeakable sin. Thus inevitable fire.
That the world might end first in shit,
and in a small Texas town chock-a-block
with churches...well, defied whatever logic
remained in the world.
Things, of course, went on the same half-
ass manner, but Judge, unconvinced, found
his way, with the help of his wife and children,
to the Colonel Parkham and Sons Rest Home.
There he belongs to a bible study group,
indeed the whole place is one.
“Well, the world has ended! But this
new one...!” he begins re Matthew 17 20.
Labels: Bible, bible study, End of the World, religion, Texas, Tribulationist, Western
Sunday, October 23, 2016
Crime In a Conservative Place
to be caught!
Red-handed,
as they say,
when not even
a prior suspect.
The religion
you're stuck with
enables your dead
parents to keen
after you
everywhere.
Pile on.
But they like
the eventual
plea bargain.
Labels: Conservative, crime, parents, religion
Tuesday, August 16, 2016
Historical Moment
Hopskip blurted out “Dermotty
Q. Dinslow and Badger!”
The answer to the Championship
Question of The Greatest International
Trivia Contest Ever!
“Entertainer of the Year in the same month
he was convicted of Bestiality with which
animal?”
Ole Hopskip never received his Crown
because The Moral Army broke through
the barricades and slaughtered everyone!
General White merely muttering “Some down,
Lifetime to go!”
Labels: bestiality, future, intolerance, morality, religion, trivia, TV, vengeance
Monday, April 18, 2016
Two at Tea or Beer
-What could be easier?
..
-That woman broke my heart!
-One in a line.
…
-She’s fishy over there, and so is he!
-I’ll put clothespin on my nose!--
collecting for Little League.
…
-We’re fucked!
-HE'LL be Bishop.
..
-Here’s to old times! Uh, have you lost your wife?
-Another found her.
…
-Marriage a habit with you? Serially?
-Square Dance Call: Change partners and screw.
Labels: Bishop, Church, forgiveness, habit, marriage, relationship, religion, square dance, women
Sunday, April 17, 2016
Spiritual Advisor
Her own Holy Person told her to
forget, pray
as to what to remember of
the present.
She tried to wipe the slate
clean, then choose
what to write down there.
Carl agitated
as always
the plan, specifically the
things he said
breaking up.
But now, when she closed her eyes, he
ghosted out
and could be
any man.
Success!
The slate very nearly pure,
she mused as
to what of the present to
chalk down there.
Re-enter Carl, begging
forgiveness.
-Uh uh! You can’t play me like a piano.
-Ah the magnificent chords yet to be struck!
-People come to me for advice. They can’t
get that from a mess!
-Where better to get it?
Plan A, they’ll
work it out.
Plan
B, they won’t.
Plan C, what sayeth Ho-
ly Person?
echoing.
Labels: carnal, faith, forgiveness, guru, holy person, prophet, relationship, religion, spiritual
Saturday, April 09, 2016
Combat Ready
Laurel Josephine, aka LJ or Mixxy
The last alluding to her propensity
to mix it up, quarrel.
So when the coiffed religious headliner
came to her college, she was nothing if
not primed to deal with his load of shit!
She got him on the sweaty run, but he did
make one interesting point. That her liberal
stance took of what she accused him of:
Doctrine.
So she vowed after not to be doctrinal.
Losing thereby some of her Lefty pals.
Well, truth be told, she lost her few
friends on the other side also.
So, she reasoned, must be doing
something right.
She thought she'd go into the Sciences,
but that proved surprising political also.
Maybe just the Age.
The men came and went, lying.
She ended in Education, counseling Junior
High kids. She had an affinity for their
search for justice, and their vulnerability
mid exploding hormones.
The other teachers got married and she
became the durable bridesmaid in the
terrible dress. A stale idea, and she got a
kick out of it.
Besides, people of her age danced a
fury at weddings. And she loved that!
Enter Whatsisface. What she called him
for a good while. He was a realist and
expected no more of her than her self.
How to relate, she mused, to someone
not a goddamn fuckin fool!
They had fun. That was the ticket!
Then...the discussion re marriage.
Not for them!
And, then, for them.
Biggest discussion took place at a
weekend at the Jersey Shore.
There they actually took the misty
afterglow walk along the beach, hand
in hand, but didn't fall embracing
into the surf.
Rather, she performed a solo dip,
nude, laughing uproariously all the
while at the previous movie stereotype
of it!
“Take the vaseline off the lens, assholes!”
roared she over the loud waves.
At any rate, the two realists started
writing their own ceremony. Leaving out
the crap.
Though his mother, a self-confessed
Old Fashioned Girl, actually tried to get
him to squeeze “to obey” back in there.
Fat chance!
Labels: combative, crap religion, Doctrine, feminist, liberal, marriage, marriage discussion, rebel, religion
Friday, March 11, 2016
The Quick and...
One of the Few Fables on the Subject
In Lovemaking, he the swiftest.
Ladies beg him to slow down, but
he refuses.
Finally, one matches him. Quick Ensene.
But it coarsens her, and she beats up
another woman.
He remains with her, for her compatibility
and toughness.
They have quite a mouth on them!
He tones it down, though, from the pulpit.
Labels: lovemaking, quick love, religion, tone, toughness, violence
Sunday, October 25, 2015
Crime In a Conservative Place
How awful
to be caught!
Red-handed,
as they say,
when not even
a prior suspect.
The religion
you're stuck with
enables your dead
parents to keen
after you
everywhere.
Pile on.
But they like
the eventual
plea bargain.
Labels: Conservative, crime, haunting, parents, plea bargain, religion
Friday, April 10, 2015
The Final Solution
-The Catholic Church is too nit-picky in declaring
martyrs, and it therefore takes too long. Thus, we’ve started The Martyrs’ Bureau.
-And as a Conservative Protestant Patriot, I’m applying!
-Who’s tormenting you?
-Hollywood!
-No one takes them seriously!
-Then, other religious. All because I insist that God
is a tree and not a rock!
-Let me get my pen.
Labels: Catholic, martyr, martyrdom, Protestant, religion
