Tuesday, October 08, 2013
Under God
Dedicated to Another Proposition
-I say carve out a new nation for these secessionists.
-Calling it...?
-Imbecilia.
-Where?
-Oh South Carolin-ia-Missi-Georgia.
Somewhere in that enlightened swamp
at any rate.
-But, how about the Western Imbeciles?
Be Trail of Tears getting them there!
-Somewhat like, but more blinding: Trail of
Tinfoil Hats.
-A plan! Not! I say one new nation with Southern and
Western pods.
-I'll go for that. Imbecilia then, containing Gunlandia
and No-Queersia.
-Speaking of former, will either have atomic weapons?
-Right after the Ay-rabs.
Labels: imbecile, Right, Secessionist, Southern, Western
