Sunday, December 30, 2018
Conversing
-Finally, fatally, done between you and
Brittany?
-Undeliverable! me, in snail-mail terms.
-That seems to be good. Have you
learned anything?
-No. Nothing.
-Did she?
-Just how to add another to
her bodycount.
-And go on?
-Like the mighty Mississippi!
-I don’t buy it! You, Victim.
Her, Natural Force!
-She’s evolved. Started as a
mere triple-handful.
-Your rhetoric is, like, self-destructive!
-Nah! Self-INstructive. You win some,
lose some, and some are called
for tsunamis.
-She’s a woman, not an entire world.
-No, the latter would be Steph!
-Already?
-No choice. Mother Nature sent her
to bail me out of funk, much depraved!
-Angel, she?
-Stay with my last word.
-You trying to make Literature here?
It’s a few jokers sort of tragic at
any rate.
-There’s time. Steph carries my
obliteration in her trim bosom.
-And...lower down?
-Must you vulgarize everything?
-I’m registered Republican. No!
Really!
-I can’t talk to you about anything!
-Just the opposite! But you’re required
to acknowledge my superiority!
-There’s hardly a choice.
Labels: affairs, Left, Republican, Right, righteous, sex
Friday, December 21, 2018
Portrait
Anus and face
indistinguishable,
he paints
the latter for
indistinguishable,
he paints
the latter for
the gun rally, there
shrieking of SPICKS,
RAGTOPS,SHADES--
RAGTOPS,SHADES--
this last fulfilling his
Labels: Fascist, guns, hatred, intolerance, Right
Wednesday, October 10, 2018
Basic Right Lyric
Wednesday's truth
is Tuesday’s lie,
then vice versa.
O me or my!
Socialism wipes its ass
as if its shit
some divine gift
to us deplorables!
But What is Truth? asked
Jesting Pilate. Sigh that
in Ghinny?
(He being
Eyetalian
really!)
Labels: deplorables, Italian, Populism, relativity, Right, Roman, socialism, Truth
Friday, August 24, 2018
Same Old
These Trumpers are
NOISE !
How to Judge?
On Right Standards of course.
As an example, the opportunity to
REFILTH
the air back to
Republican
GOLD STANDARDS.
Labels: Clean Air, Clean Air Act, filthy air, reactionary, Right, Right Wing, Trump
Thursday, August 02, 2018
Quest!
-Trump feuding with Koch Brothers?
-Understandable!
-I don't see that.
-The Right will never ever resolve
their defining question:
What makes a Good Nazi?
-Why they’re sometimes
viciously fighting each
other?
-Road to Perfection being hard!
-But worthy of a Master Race?
-Ja wohl!
Labels: Nazi, Republican, Republican Fascism, Republican Feuds, Right
Saturday, July 28, 2018
In Perfect Service
You’d not think a member of the
Unreconstructed Right would
willingly become a slave, but
Jerry signed a contract with
Saunders Ott as Master.
Thus upholding--and testing--
the most key quotation of
his life.
In perfect service there is perfect freedom!
The agreement allowed beating, but
clause left in there merely as historical
artifact, really.
Tell Saunders Ott, who marked Jerry’s
face up quite a bit with his Cornell
Boat Club ring after he brought
the wrong golf shoes to Shadybrook
Country Club in response to a rushed
cellphone imperative.
Caddies witnessed the beating, black
men of indeterminate age.
“Dinges,” whispers Jerry, recounting
the incident to his lawyer, LJEM.*
The Slavery Board has insisted on an
apology to their Chair, and to Jerry.
They feel that hotheads threaten
the continued existence of Modern
Slavery, an institution much revered
heretofore. Especially since blacks
excluded. Not officially, of course,
in exact language, but today’s
version proves almost lily white.
Left Media goes bananas with the
story, but public up to here with
real and imagined outrage!
LJEM prefers more private routes,
and holds his Ace that Ott humiliated
Jerry before inferiors. Then he slaps
it down on the table in a suit for personal
damages!
Quickly settled to quench his screaming!
Six figures.
Board transfers Jerry’s contract to famed
animal trainers, Hans and Dyronna.
Jerry can’t get used to the smells,
and her actual cracking of the
whip startles.
And excites.
*Little Jew, Enormous Mouth
Labels: faith, Modern Slavery, Right, service, Slave Mentality, Slavery
Thursday, July 19, 2018
Mid Right-Schuss
-Shall we let John Q onto
our coming after his
Social Security?
-Not immediately. Allow his glee
at our fucking others
at our fucking others
to wind down.
Labels: dog eat dog, John Q, Right, righteous
Wednesday, October 04, 2017
Their Less-Than-Great Debate
L-R
-Each side waits for the other to slip, and then
pounces full force!
-Is it a long wait?
-Never.
-What’s the difference then?
-The Left sins with excessive, and often silly,
regulation, but their hearts in a safe place
for us all, usually. If halfass. But...really
makes for pointed satire.
-And the R...?
--Total pricks!
-I heard they were hundred percent for the Wealthy!
-How can you say that?
-Maybe, their actions?
Labels: Left, political debate, Regulation, Right, wealthy
Wednesday, September 06, 2017
Rt-Lft
-I wouldn’t screw her with your dick!
-What a lovely figure of speech?
Then again, you’re a lovely
figure of speech!
-Fuck the Fairy Talk!
-Heil Hitler!
-For sure! Hey! Some ball-less minister
says you’re spose to love me!
-That God is dead!
-Don’t you think Heaven is Open Carry? Really?
-If it is I’ll keep going!
------------
Hurricane Irma halts things after this, a bit.
Labels: God is dead, guns, Hitler, Left, open carry, Right
Thursday, April 20, 2017
The More Things Change
-What you think of this New Right?
-Like the Old Version, they think that
cruelty is wit.
-Homeless and Unemployed a barrel of laughs!
-It’s useless to legislate for lazy crazies!
-WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR...
-Some.
-The fewer the better!
-Freedom!
-Means the freedom to buy what’s required.
-And if I require a Congressman?
-Go for it!
-Stepping over bodies?
-Never wear your good shoes!
-My sacrifice for Justice!
-How much can you afford?
-Plenty! I hold that Truth to be self-evident.
-Amen!
-Along with my dick!
-Are we reducing the Nation to your pecker?
-Love of Country is shown in many ways!
-And I thought you were just a thieving tax-cheating son of a bitch!
-Spell that P-A-T-R-I-O-T!
-Are we done here?
-Not till the prayer.
-Then I wanna look at the schedule.
-Yes! Let’s not miss the Reichstag Fire!
Labels: hypocrisy, Justice, New Right, patriotism, Reichstag Fire, religion, Right, role playing
Thursday, October 13, 2016
The Right Media
frequently congratulates itself
on its brilliance.
Especially the contention that
Fascism will come from the Left.
Not the bet presently.
Labels: American Fascism, Fascism, Left, Right, Right Fascism, Right Media
Friday, August 26, 2016
Righties Concluding
“Net Kristallnacht so
no actual glass lice,
but One Day we’ll have a nice
Punch and Juden Show!”
Labels: anti-Semitic, anti-Semitic Right, Kristallnacht, Punch and Judy, Right
Tuesday, May 31, 2016
Understood
Business and its
Righty Asskissers
have coyly declared merest
minions to be Managers now,
thus avoid paying overtime.
Once, there were REPUBLICANS.
Saying “Let’s hammer out
a policy! One
of good,
lasting sense.”
Once.
Labels: :"Manager", hammer out deal, Labor Policy, manager, overtime, Republican, Right
Thursday, May 12, 2016
Fearing Political Murder
-I’m worried about violence with this election.
-Oh I don’t know. Loose talk now will translate
to boredom as things go on, punctuated by
nasty cartoons of commercials.
-How nasty? There’s the key that turns the
idiots’ locks!
-Oh come on now! Statistically almost nothing.
How many homicidals in each camp? Insignificant.
-Oh the Left, less than five percent.
-That high?
-On the Right, approaching twenty.
-No way! Why the central cadre there is impotent
by its very nature: Old White Men! Give me a break!
-Ah but they’ve worked up Nazis and apprentice morons!
-Allow all to heil and that will be enough for them.
-I suspect not.
-The Chinese curse is
May you live in interesting times.
-Interesting I don’t mind; murderous I do.
Labels: Chinese Curse, heil, Left, Nazi, Political Murder, political violence, Right, violence
Thursday, February 04, 2016
Faces
-Reagan, the genial face of totally horrible, racist,
repressive, and exploitative politics!
-Oh come ON now! What’s the face of vicious
and addlepated Lefty politics?
-Professors meaning absolute good!
-Equals in bullshit therefore!
Labels: Democrat, Left, politics, racist, Reagan, Republican, Right
Monday, January 25, 2016
Round and Round
National Review assembled the usual righteous circus to whip Trump round the rings. Much cackling. Unearthly, somehow.
Why won’t he leave? This, the last possible humiliation! Midst the Sawdust Hell of True Believers!
The trick ponies. Seedy costumes of sliding glitters. Rising dust in the tracking spotlights. Manure.
Buckley and I lived in New Haven at the same time, me a townie
without a fake Oxford accent. (Was OK, most Yalies spoke that way.)
He went on to be a great political entertainer, like Reagan and Goldwater.
If there’s a Right Hereafter...well, sadly, how could there be?
Labels: Buckley, Circus, Goldwater, National Review, New Haven, Reagan, Right, true believer, Yale
Friday, December 11, 2015
Truth Takes Plays Off
-The Dems create Monster Bureaucracies.
-Which we obliterate once we...!
-Not so fast! For our Faithful, Golden Jobs!
Veritable Cornucopia thereof!
-Thus the Ideal crashes again on the rocks
of Real-Politics.
-Jettison Imagery! Leave it for the Fairy-Left!
-Oh, I don't know. We have our own. How
about the TOTAL horseshit of Shining City
on the Hill?
-Shhhh! St Gipper always listening.
-I forgot.
-LISTENING!
Labels: Dems, Fairy Left, Gipper, jobs, Left, political jobs, politics, Reagan, Real-Politics, Republican, Right, Shining City on Hill
Friday, November 20, 2015
Droit des...
Never paid Federal Income Tax.
Assumed in his country that
some families didn't.
And, unlike The States, ingenious
lawyers didn't torture the language
explaining why.
Until. His friends persuaded him that
he must run for office, rescuing,
thereby, the Nation!
His imported American Campaign Manager
spoke of optics. So he offered a one-time
settlement, quite moderate. Tax Authority
announced him in compliance.
Made him ill: "What this country has come to!"
Labels: income tax, lawyers, politics, privilege, Right, tax evasion, wealth
Tuesday, September 01, 2015
The Transformative Moment
-I was addressing a mob of Southern Cretins
when it kicked in!
-Thereafter, you believed the righty bullshit?
-Amazingly!
-You departed The Bank of Cynicism and
never returned.
-I wouldn't say that, not exactly. In my personal
life I still fuck immensely around. And not cynicism, Play!
-Would God approve?
-Can't live on Him alone.
Labels: cynicism, God, hypocrisy, political hypocrisy, politics, politics of cynicism, Right, Southern
Tuesday, August 11, 2015
May u live in interesting times
of course, no one SAID this it’s entirely make up
-As a Republican, I don’t like us calling each other Nazis!
-Hell no! That’s for the other party of welfare cheats and
assorted other Lefty thieves!...and their nasty blabbermouths,
queers and lady queers.
-I’d like t’invent a time machine and go back and fix it
that Hitler was never born!
-Yeah, but that’d be no good. We’d all be fuckin Jews!
Labels: Hitler, Jew, Left, Nazi, Nazi label, Republican, Right
