Friday, December 20, 2013
Sexual Elements of Morale
The Shop
To improve our morale immeasurably, get the boss
out of the closet!
Amateur diagnosis.
He comes close when Manny, a quiet Copy Machine Tech,
fixes the beasts management won't replace.
His long eyelashes! And the boss heard to ask what he
did for excitement!
But, never goes anywhere, like most flirtations.
Meantime, Lauren, minces aboard, cutely eager.
This fresh grad makes the mistake of wearing a sort of
mild Parisian Apache outfit to start her second week.
Greeted with "Like some cream with that tart?" Typical.
He could be nasty, of course. Must ask St Peter or Old
Scratch now, though, how they‘re taking him.
Yeah, his shocking exit picks up morale. The ladies
use their room for its intended purpose, not to cry.
I’m in charge till HQ sends a warm body, and I curb
my wit, what there is of it. Wife, anyway, cites a low figure.
New one proves to be a book guy, which keeps spirits up
since you know what to expect.
He starts dating Manny too, so that’s taken care of.
Accountant Warley sings, mostly light operatic standards,
such as Love Is Where You Find It.
Call us a happy shop, and no one argues.
Labels: apache dance, closet, gay, happy shop, shop, work
