Thursday, January 23, 2014
Guns in Heaven
Celestial Boom-Boom
-Will there be guns in Heaven?
-Of course. Every make and model.
-That'll scare the fairies. They'll think murder!
-As they should. Plenty of that there.
-But the target'll just get up and walk away?
-So what? You can nail him again and again!
-Continuous revenge! I love it!
-It’s Heaven after all.
-How about hunting? The downed beast comes back to
life and ambles off?
-That's right. Plenty more.
-So, no trophies!
-Just women for that.
-You're joking!
-Yes, but just in a way: They'll know their place there.
Labels: guns, heaven, hunting, knowing place, murder, place, women
