Friday, March 28, 2014
Still You Wouldn’t Trade It For a Pot of Gold
Common Procedures
-Mikey over at Laurette’s
Lunch says TV crews eat ravenously.
-From guilt. Taking a tragic
situation and milking it.
-Yeah, if it bleeds it leads.
Anyway, some guy shot at his wife and Romeo of Moment in that neighborhood.
Missed in his rage, but chased naked duo down the mean streets.
-Stray bullet offed a
cockroach--Second Amendment Casualty.
-Anyway, six days ago! So keep
on bleeding it?
-Or milking it. But, they may
yet get some footage from business security cameras.
-Whatever. That’ll show glimpses of titty, bush, plus terrorized,
thus wizened, dick. All of it later pixelated to keep us pure!
-The same moral page
imperative!
-Ah Show Business, like, totally
so fuckin-wonderful!
-I, for one, have never,
ever, lost the romance of it!
-Cue The Sound of Music with your iPad!
-How is THAT relevant?
-Like nothing is.
Labels: Crime of Passion, milking, moral, pixelated, Show Business, TV, TV News
