Monday, May 05, 2014
Ending Sleep
Since fully 70% of the working population
had ceased sleeping, Republicans have pushed
for a 12-hour workday.
Those workers who have gotten so hyper
so as to frighten their family have been
prescribed Golden Gophers, severe
downers from the University of California
lab, the same that invented NoSleepEver.
Come aboard! beckons the National Bureau of
Health TV ad, showing a gleeful train running
by graveyards, celebrants singing at the top
of their lungs and passing around trays
of food.
“Why snooze away a third of your life?”
actor Marcus Headly resonates near its close.
The swift train dopplers as we no longer see it.
Then, Marcus repeats.
Thus it’s all doppler.
Labels: downer, medication, pill, sleep
