Saturday, May 10, 2014
There Will Always Be
and be and be
-Have you sampled the new facilities
in Piccadilly?
-Sounds like music hall banter.
-Feels a bit like it too. Ridiculous. Multisex!
-Oh? How is...?
-You punch up a board of colored lights
for your exact preference.
-Sounds more public than I’d prefer.
-I said it awkwardly. Rather like an iPad, really.
-If it's clean, I could care less about...
-Well, it creeps me out a bit, I'm afraid. The whole
exacting process.
-Buck up! England expects each person to do
that person's duty!
-Shall I pack up my troubles in my old kit bag
and smile, smile, smile?
-One quite sufficient.
Labels: England, multisex, music hall, public bathroom, World War 1
