Thursday, March 03, 2016
Woman He Loved--a Story of Nazis
and Sacrifice
-He gave up the Throne for the woman he loved!
-Uh huh? Then Heil-Hitlered the runt moustache. The mildest Brit demeanor, but with Fascist intention.
-Stow the vicious Politics and remain with Love! Makes the World go round! Ah!
-No way!
-What does then?
-Incompetence!
-British or American form?
-There will always be a Dingland!
Labels: Duke of Windsor, England, Hitler, love, Nazi, sacrifice, Throne, Wallis Simpson
Saturday, May 10, 2014
There Will Always Be
and be and be
-Have you sampled the new facilities
in Piccadilly?
-Sounds like music hall banter.
-Feels a bit like it too. Ridiculous. Multisex!
-Oh? How is...?
-You punch up a board of colored lights
for your exact preference.
-Sounds more public than I’d prefer.
-I said it awkwardly. Rather like an iPad, really.
-If it's clean, I could care less about...
-Well, it creeps me out a bit, I'm afraid. The whole
exacting process.
-Buck up! England expects each person to do
that person's duty!
-Shall I pack up my troubles in my old kit bag
and smile, smile, smile?
-One quite sufficient.
Labels: England, multisex, music hall, public bathroom, World War 1