Sunday, December 21, 2014
Rhetting Up*
*Pennsylvania Dutch for Neatening
-I don’t sleep well because I’m not tired
when I go to bed.
-So, work a little!
-I do. That is I rhett up from time to time.
Just enough so a friend might not say
“Christ! What foul wind sped through
this dump?”
-That should fatigue you somewhat.
-It does, but the rest is merely trivial shit
and worry.
-You need a girlfriend. She’ll heighten
the experiences just described.
And exhaust you otherwise.
-Which otherwise?
-That question is indicative of more serious
trouble!
-Just teasing is all!
-And THAT, further...!
-I know. I’m a bundle of complexes, and what I don’t have you’ll donate as a form of weird charity.
-Why can’t you just be like me?
-Everyone’s most important question!
Labels: advice, analysis of friends, housekeeping, neaten, rhett up, sleep
