Monday, January 12, 2015

 

Je Suis etc


-You’re Charlie, hey? According to your homemade-spotcho T-shirt. On yellowed 
stock from the Eisenhower Administration, obviously.

-I didn’t wanna ruin a nice new one.

-And speaking of yellow, I seem to remember
Cheese-eating Surrender Monkeys from your
mouth to any fellow imbecile’s right ear!

-That was then and...

-AND! your staunchly patriotic approval of
french fries being renamed FREEDOM FRIES
in the Horrid Halls of Congress.

-this is now! Plus, that’s Hallowed Halls.

-I forgot. I wonder why.

-Don’t you have...whatchacallit...with the French?

-Solidarity? Only with their idiots.


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