Sunday, June 14, 2015
The S*x of R*bots
-Well, we finally got the Department Robot writing all
-Which leaves us squat to do!
-Hark! I hear Management Robot sharpening
-Lance. We’re to be run through.
-Not I! said the little red hen.
-Once upon a time. Anyway, Gert and I pulling
the trigger soon on a little three-bungalow
outfit in the Adirondacks. Live in one and...
-...rent the other two to seniors farting their
way into the actual sunset?
-One. The other reserved for Honeymooners
fucking their way to Early Primate.
-No thanks. Besides, I’m not worried. I think the
Robot loves me.
-Terrif! Will work out the way for you it would
with a human man.
-Man? Thought it was a woman.
-Hey, pick your sex, or exact gradation therof.
We’ll stick a module in!
-I’d like him-her wild!
-Done!...when high minds get horny...
-Don’t finish that! Let me show it!