Monday, December 14, 2015
Endowed By Their Creator
The Speech
-So, what you gonna say to the Jews?
-Easy! We’re for ‘em and against the dirty AY-rabs!
-Dirty? Really?
-Hey! The Jews is a clean people!
-I seem to see a filthy clutter of pushcarts in my
jaundiced, historical eye.
-So they weren’t to begin with? We learned ’em!
-Well...to get into the CL-ub…!
-Everybody must look nice. Period!
-In New Haven, their Woodbridge was the more interesting
golf course.
-Go back to freakin Yale!
-Old Eli stretched things to admit me.
-Ghinny Quota?
-Something like.
Labels: Country Club, Eli, ethnic exclusion, golf, Italian, Jew, quota, Yale
