Tuesday, May 24, 2016
Averages
-Most of the guys are hitting
around 200! And confused!
-Shall I say the words for the
terribly extracted from?
The abstracting words?
-Performance Enhancing Drugs!
-You said them for me. I must keep
you around for arguing with my
girlfriend. That way we both can lose.
-Our heroes have LOST 50 to 100 points!
When they gobbled up that crap, even
their shit had muscles!
-Happies up the pitchers! And as the former
addicts get more and more frustrated,
they throw them more and more junk.
-How can they get away with it? They're
doctoring the ball!
-Easy. They're not feeding it pills!
-Or injecting it?
Labels: Baseball, baseball and drugs, batter, doctoring ball, junk, PED, pitcher