Thursday, October 27, 2016

 

The Passing Parade


-What's it like to get really old?

-Overwhelming. Things you
squirts take in stride.

-Oh yeah? Then I need more
practice, such as the hole
I work in is moving to Indonesia.

-Givebacks didn't work?

-We stopped with wives and children.

-Then why not go to Indonesia? That forty
cents an hour really stretches there.
What do they eat anyway?

-I don't know, but not enough.

-Hey! Better yet, take fifty here in hard
negotiation, and the vaunted Capitalists
will stay!

-Best idea you've ever come up with!

-Become a...

-Happy Pig!

-Skinnier version.

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