Monday, January 09, 2017
The Reinvention of the Wheel Goes Not At All
-When I finally got up to the front of the
line, a Sears' lady gave me a shirt and
their apologies. Hokie Kennedy, the hockey
guy? Last line they introduced.
-Capitalism's last slap-shot to your balls!
-Not quite. I'll be able to use the old Sears
card in Dillards, Kohls, and...one other.
-Thus does the despised system prosper in
adversity. Like a huge bag of shit you punch
to exhaustion!
-I've stopped. Shoulders tired, arms tired,
the whole works ready for a gin and tonic!
-You're done!
-Just about! Why am I happy?
-That's the whole goal! Make you just nuts
enough.
-Look! Karl Freakin Marx, I got a shirt!
Every system tends towards Tyranny!
Government the very worst! I go with the
one gives me a shirt!
-Slave! Slave mentality.
-Oh Massa! Buy Old George a tie, now, for
funerals?
-YOU’RE THE REASON SOCIALISM FAILS HERE!
-Would you like my autograph?
Labels: bankruptcy, Capitalism, Marx, Sears, Slavery, socialism, tyranny
