Saturday, May 20, 2017
Weaponizing Food
The menus have dropped
from aircraft and missiles.
And flooded our personal
computers.
Apparently we're to learn
how to cook their slop?
Eat it too? Not unless forced.
It's a death sentence.
Some are taking language
classes already. They have a
language as do we, but theirs
being graced by gastric means
also.
They say things with stomach rumbles
and farts and long belches.
Plus, punctuate ordinary discourse
thusly too.
And our air was bad BEFORE the war!
Oh well, this too will pass.
(In egregious times, egregious puns!)
Labels: conquer, food, gastric, war
