Saturday, April 02, 2022

 

witty takes as

 

kids huddle in

parkas when rusky

comes lotza shreds 

wisps fur then

prima quit 

ballet never did

well w/murder

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Saturday, March 05, 2022

 

Mr Oggley-woh-pickle-wiggle

Finally got me & 3 kids (Daddy: “War-Dead”) 

on military flight! But not enough baggage room, 

so caseworker insists on 1 Toy for all 3. They VOTE!


Mr Oggley-woh-pickle-wiggle wins.


Nondescript & filthy as I tape him to

my backpack.


We’re off! Land in Florida place I never heard of.

All old people, so love the kids that first night.


Though guy who runs motel wonders:

“What funny country you from?”


I dig out the backpacks & hang the clothes

all over to air out.


Sit outside with 1 eye on my deep sleepers.

Mr Oggley-woh-pickle-wiggle complains loudly!


I go back in & untape him. Wash him in the little sink.


“Can we go outside now? “


I nod to him. He airs out in the lawn chair next to mine!  “Look at that LIGHT!”


Not much--moon big as a sun though.


“You're one GREAT MOM!” Thank him…but

saying to him that he’s just a dream.


“Nope. It's me.”


I laugh, & he goes on:


“And never ever forget

how much I love you!”










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Wednesday, November 21, 2018

 

Occupied


Selfless
Hero had same name as


Sniveling
Collaborationist. With


FREEDOM,
wrong man hanged.


Other
blithely shrugged
into 97th year:


“That’s Life!”


Given to tears
recounting
Loves.

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Sunday, April 01, 2018

 

Memoir


-When I got to the end I was spent.
So, made it up after that.

-That’s the part they’re praising.
Comparing to Remarque and
other big war guys.

-Silly.

-How did it make you feel?

-Empty.

-And now?

-Emptier.

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Wednesday, March 21, 2018

 

Inventing History


The Soft Coup

What else is new?

When the women took over
the Government, we awaited
jarring change.

Bizarre by pretending otherwise

All ran the same. Pretty much
the hoggish way the men did.

Uneasy! Where’s the buzzsaw?

President Monica Sawyel counseled
patience. Her next term would embody
the bulk of the changes.

What about now? The dirty cards in
today’s deck?

First concentration in Arts!

So many floating loafers already.

A five play cycle featuring superlative
warrior, Meldornia!

Slight problem in that she never existed?

The young women must be saved
by having something to believe in!

Yeah, a lie!

We never had one based on lies?

Not entirely.

Oh?




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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

 

Love and War


Gen and Austin pride
themselves on their
quirks.

Agreeing that two
neurotics don't make
a true crazy.

But Gen has begun wondering
if they do.

Their last quarrel escalated
so, and the sex after was
rushed and awful.

Finally, Austin makes the
case for their sanity as
both refuse to die for the
“cause” in a war with the
dogpatch nation who insulted
our Executive and Congress.

Patriotism reputed to be
the last refuge of the
scoundrel, but our two
meretricious branches
cycling well past.

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Wednesday, October 25, 2017

 

Dressing Down the Dressers Up


The attack on the fort
didn't go well this year.

More men than ever
being drunk.

And for the first time, some
women dressed as men.

At least remaining sober.

If silly!

In his mind he shoots a
defender dead.

Also a drunk.

Then attackers flee.

How gratifying!

And how the women scream!

He'd only once fired a real
shot in anger.

Missed.

But, young.

Then.







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Wednesday, September 20, 2017

 

Future Rocks!


Word just received of the death of
Adam Sheeshman.

Frontman for group, Bomba Gibi.

His mangager, Lute Fen, to release
details soon.

(Please be patient with our researcher.
All male babies named Adam Sheeshman
during the presidency of Adam Sheeshman.

A numbering scheme was lost during
the Afro-Korean Wars.

The hope is that Mithatpasha Caddessi,
his media company, will clarify matters
with an extended biography later today.)

President Adam Sheeshman said
this at 7 AM:

“Musical Genius! I grew up on
Slutmax!  Know every word.”

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Tuesday, July 18, 2017

 

Location


Always a mistake
to be

where shots fired,
whether last

urban scape
or tru-

er war zone. E-
ven so mired

mid newest passel
of gun-waving rubes.

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Friday, July 14, 2017

 

War and Other Scientific Observations


Terrorized children in
later teen life sigh.

They’ve developed
larger eyes.

The better to see us with.

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Saturday, May 20, 2017

 

Weaponizing Food


The menus have dropped
from aircraft and missiles.

And flooded our personal
computers.

Apparently we're to learn
how to cook their slop?

Eat it too? Not unless forced.
It's a death sentence.

Some are taking language
classes already. They have a
language as do we, but theirs
being graced by gastric means
also.

They say things with stomach rumbles
and farts and long belches.

Plus, punctuate ordinary discourse
thusly too.

And our air was bad BEFORE the war!

Oh well, this too will pass.

(In egregious times, egregious puns!)

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Saturday, April 01, 2017

 

The Thinker on a Block of Ice


Roark luckily reached a human.
Robots never assured him.

Even though Mr Chance quoted
the robot, Roark worried less.

“It says don’t fret about a temp
of 136. Start getting concerned
around 150.”

In the meantime he was to seek
every opportunity to cool down.

In the Non-Radiation Zone he had
permission now to enter, courtesy
of Mr Chance, he could sit on a
block of ice.

The gossip there pointed to young
women wearing clothes again.

The doctors saying on All-Media
that it was unhealthy.

“But, aesthetically,” Roark remarked
to a paunchy Lillian on the closest
block, “adding a bit of color?”

She’s firm, though, in calling
them whores.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2017

 

Questions and Allusions in Our Age


-What’s the New Love’s name?

-Dolores.

-Is she attached to a family also?

-Claymore. Dolores Claymore.

-That’s a land mine!

-You got THAT right!

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Thursday, March 16, 2017

 

Recycling


“They both turned
to gaze
for a moment

at the corpse. . .
It remained

laughing there
in the grass”*


Not enough given
to the comedic
aspect

of war. Dead clowns
as an example.

*Steven Crane’s words





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Wednesday, March 08, 2017

 

In Vain etc


Short Enough For You?

-He was killed for Yesterday.

-Our fault for not catching up!

-Easy to say, like the words from his pretty service.

-No matter. We learn to say anything.

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Monday, November 14, 2016

 

Tea in Aleppo


-That last mortar round made a nice fire for us.
Pull up a piece of ruin and sit down.

-Will this new president kill us?

-What’s more certain when the old one
failed to?

-This new one hates us on the spot!

-Look around you! Avenues of Mayhem!
He’s just another form of modern clarity!



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Monday, September 05, 2016

 

During the War


I fought on the Home Front,
chiefly by theft, bribery and
Black Market.

Patriotism was unpatriotic,
really. But never in words.

Having won, I realize the
Conquering Truth of our Bravery
in doing without occasionally.

Sacrifice, in short. For Nation!

Pride indescribable steels me now.

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Saturday, August 20, 2016

 

The Hostage


First, by the book. In a bombed-out
building, my treatment at their hands
crisp but humane.

Later, things rather loosened.

When the building ground at night
and sections fell down with roars
and choking dust, it was voted to
move.

By then, they trusted me, and gave
me a street address to report to.

I took the bus there. It was at the end
of the line and the driver parked and
walked with me to find it.

Another night before anyone showed up.
And two of the old ones never did.

Including the head of our cell. An election
held, very democratic.

Allegiance promised to our new head. Me.

So, required a new hostage.

We decided on a young Brit who seemed to
think that war was Elevenses.

I managed to get him some Earl Grey and
biscuits eventually.

He frequently toasted us, tea in styrofoam, with
“The Absurdity of Everything!”

Grew a fierce red beard.

Why do we all like each other so?

Promise to hold reunions starting in 
ten years time.

Oxford, first.

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Thursday, June 16, 2016

 

The Man Who Worried Incessantly


 simply gave it up before the barbarians
swept through.

What was the use? Most would be beaten
and/or raped.

And the killing would be entirely random.

As Fortune would have it, he was packed
into a truck, heading for a upland meadow.
And firing squad.

When! The Leader spied him grinning insanely.

“I have such mud turtles around me!”

Thus became he a kind of Man Friday,
fetching drinks, and dressing him
for battle.

In the moment, though, helped roll
the bodies downhill.

The leader had volatile moods, but Friday
kept the smile pasted on.

After a year, they invaded the small kingdom
bordering the chaotic one.

A girl brought in after the day’s carnage.

She spoke in monosyllables. Pliant, yet somehow
defiant.

The leader rejected her. “Still water runs deep!
Give me the dizzy, shallow one always!”

But then thought it a Capital joke to give her to Friday.

“The Fool and the Mud Turtle!”

He often asked about the couple, but didn’t like
Friday’s replies. Not funny enough. Broke a pole
over his head one time.

As a result, Luonga and he plotted an escape
to a village so poor no one would ever bother
taking it.

Presently they reside in Gwandenka. That low place, and they, forgotten by God.

The Old Fools is their designation. Even the children and grandchildren call them that.

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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

 

The Revolutionary Woman


Widely assumed that since the Democrats will run a
woman for president, that many Republican gals will
“pull her lever” in the privacy of the voting booth.

And thus not do as they're told.

Such perversity! I'm...still not quite sure. Most Republican
Babes being Stockholm-Syndrome!

Though we had a few in our Revolution! Occupying the YW
in our town.

We had brought our husbands’ weapons from home. Plenty of
groceries too for the inevitable siege.

Which went on for two months. Were we absent from home
all that time?

Not really. Some got back in emergencies, negotiating with the
enemy to pass.

Certain categories of women allowed to:

1) The Happy, Prancing Fool

2) Sweet Sue

3) The Upright Old Broad

4) The Militant, but on simmer.

That first week, Happy, Prancing. We plastered to
the window to watch her wide smile and z-ing gait.
It was a thing of beautiful idiocy. And made the men
quite happy. They all hugged her when she could hold still.

Sweet Sue a week later. Oozed honey. The guards insisted
she stay with them a bit for danish and tea and her most-loving
look–-which lingered long after she left! Like the Cheshire
Cat’s Smile.

No mystery to the UOB, crepe dress crackling with static electricity,
high neckline.

Proper librarian! All the men deferred, pretending she still
carried some sex along with her that might yet charm old
Birkenstock-wearing lesbians.

The only Militant ever granted leave hid some weird sex deep
within her. All males intrigued. And of course willing to be ruled
by her with the future promise of the Great Whamma-Whamma.

No, we didn’t give up, despite what the right-wing media maintains. And maintains.


We negotiated an end to the Occupation.

Mostly done by those Militants who kept the fatal-cliche-mysteriouso down, intellectually.

The weapons still locked in a room at the YW, with our One and
Two having keys.

We failed simply because we wouldn’t shed blood, that is kill
someone’s father or bother.

Next time, we won’t hold to this. As very painful as that is.

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