Monday, June 26, 2017
-Abduction?
Don't be ridiculous! They asked
me, I went.
-Who did?
-A...trio. Speaking all together. Singing, sort of.
Well, both.
-Odd!
-I agree. But, really, the only odd moment.
-A normal adventure? Come off it!
-Very much so. So forget the tabloid stuff.
I wasn't examined or probed or violated.
-Then why did they...?
-Never know. When I walked around
the ship I heard whispers of
dark eyes, flashing etc.
-Gypsy?
-There are Rumanians way back. Plus,
I’m hardly a pale beauty.
-More about the ship?
-Was given a flight chair, but
it had no seatbelt or anything.
Gravity held me there I guess.
Anyway, I could walk anywhere,
but the nuclear area which was
signed danger in the ways similar
to here.
-Did you get onto the flight deck?
-Didn't have to. The Captain came
to me, and more than once. He
smoozed around the whole ship.
-Barked commands anyway?
-Through hand signals. Subtle stuff...
which I can't say for my Wily E Coyote
Pajamas.
-A hit with the interstellar gang?
-Nothing ever funnier!
-So they were amused? The ship ran on?
You weren't raped or anything? Where's
the story?
-None. I told you.
-How long were...?
-After, they dropped me here in a weird
vehicle badged as Chevvie. And the
front door lock snapped open by magic,
I walked into the groaning house where
you could hear sleeping like wind through
shutters.
-Time?
-My clock radio showed about an hour elapsed.
But they had said I had spent a whole night and
the next morning.
-Uh huh? Let's go back a bit and...
-No way! Show's over!
-Ah hah! Something not right! Still makes
you queasy!
-No more than usual.
Labels: abduction, alien abduction, Space, space travel, Wily E Coyote
