Monday, October 02, 2017

 

Neighborhood Softball League


A few girlfriends straggle in and
sit on the squat bleachers.

No wives yet.

They steer away from the old
sobbing woman.

“I’m dying of Cancer, and nobody
gives a shit!”

First Baseman, Hutsy, gives her
his chocolate milk.

“I need a straw!”

“Nobody needs a straw. Chug it
right down!”

“I’ll try.”

“You need a laugh?  Watch me bat.”

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Comments:
Hope he doesn't choke
 
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