Wednesday, April 11, 2018

 

Conversant with Conversion


When Beatz became Brick, he narrowed
her wide slate of complaints to the New
York Yankees and “fairies.”

The hormones had already somewhat
kicked in before the operation.

Deeper voice and scratchier beard.

All the usual gang proved supportive,
but wary of the macho bit criticising gays.

Which he toned way down, and pretty
much majored in baseball. He certainly
knew the Yankees had hit a fallow period,
and now steeped himself in their glorious
history!

His group at Morningside Clinic continued
to help with the homophobia.

He had to, of course, go back into his
previous life as a woman.

All the while, he felt pressure from the
gang to start dating.

Had a Dorine-X Robot programmed
as his old female persona and took her
out as a trial.

She being such a flower person, the
first dates consisted mostly in strolling
through public gardens.

Delightful! Until conversation got
into gear.

Argument actually.

Finally, Brick exploded “I love you Beatz,
but you’re such a pussy!”

She sarcastically cooed, “Way down
deep you’re superficial, Brick!”

He countered with a mantra: “Ruth, Gehrig,
Mantle, Maris!”

Later, Dr Aus, group facilitator, laughed,
felt it impossible for any individual to be
deep in both sexes.

The next day Brick traded her in for
a Harley.

And yes, that’s Sexy Rita you’ll see
hugging him thereupon.


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