Wednesday, May 09, 2018
Sex and the Shitty
-These Me-Too Ladies coming for you?
-Doubt it! I’ve always been about ninety-nine percent verbal!
-So very pussy! And probably proud of it!
-No choice. Natural timidity coupled with a love of words.
-Weak tea and stale cookies. The women must be forming an overwhelmed line as we speak!
-It...moves slowly.
-In the meantime, females all around you
are exuding!
-Exuding?
-Someone must grab a sensitive part of
their anatomy or they die!
-Goodness! But I myself would be embarrassed to death to do such a thing!
-Where are the Men of Action?
-How about a nice poem?
-Cures no exuding!
-In the long run we can get around to that too!
-In the long run, people like you are killing the rest of us!
-Take a deep breath!
Labels: attraction, hormones, sex, shy, verbal
Wednesday, April 11, 2018
Conversant with Conversion
When Beatz became Brick, he narrowed
her wide slate of complaints to the New
York Yankees and “fairies.”
The hormones had already somewhat
kicked in before the operation.
Deeper voice and scratchier beard.
All the usual gang proved supportive,
but wary of the macho bit criticising gays.
Which he toned way down, and pretty
much majored in baseball. He certainly
knew the Yankees had hit a fallow period,
and now steeped himself in their glorious
history!
His group at Morningside Clinic continued
to help with the homophobia.
He had to, of course, go back into his
previous life as a woman.
All the while, he felt pressure from the
gang to start dating.
Had a Dorine-X Robot programmed
as his old female persona and took her
out as a trial.
She being such a flower person, the
first dates consisted mostly in strolling
through public gardens.
Delightful! Until conversation got
into gear.
Argument actually.
Finally, Brick exploded “I love you Beatz,
but you’re such a pussy!”
She sarcastically cooed, “Way down
deep you’re superficial, Brick!”
He countered with a mantra: “Ruth, Gehrig,
Mantle, Maris!”
Later, Dr Aus, group facilitator, laughed,
felt it impossible for any individual to be
deep in both sexes.
The next day Brick traded her in for
a Harley.
And yes, that’s Sexy Rita you’ll see
hugging him thereupon.
Labels: friends, group, group therapy, hormones, man, sex, sex operation.sex switch, Woman
