Monday, August 27, 2018
Right Aquarium, Wrong Fish
Don’t ever vary routine?
Unless you can take the strain!
So prosaic at the start. I tack a half
block onto my daily walk.
Tires me a bit, so rest at the rear
of an open auditorium. Much actual
flag-waving onstage, and the right
Thus I’m comfortable...but must pee.
On the way I’m besieged by lights
Mistaken for Big Shot!
I laugh “Right Aquarium, Wrong Fish!”
Then, leaving the restroom, I’m jostled
by a man showing me that he’s
“Pickles leaves us if you DON’T
say the word!”
I escape, but one “Pickles” Torineau
assassinated following morning
Immediately go to Police?
What for? It’s exciting now!