Monday, November 19, 2018
Who We Are
-Your latest group selfie is
rooty-toot military! The men
lantern-jawed, the women
sentry-alert, but corn-fed.
-So damn wholesome it leads
me to wanna warmly pee!
-I suppose it’s a welcome break
from manning the phones.
-That’s mostly robots. Selfie crews
come from Central Casting.
-Oh well, the products you hawk
legitimate enough, if absurdly
overpriced.
-So shoddy that one’s gaze alone
is enough to hasten their
disintegration!
-And the ironclad refund
guarantee?
-Once you emerge from insanely
dedicated software to that cause.
-Has anyone?
-Not a one! Circular Marvel!
-So, bottom line, you’re CROOKS!
-Definitely. But not from some
shithole country!
-O your burning, righteous
AMERICAN Pride!
-Don’t sit too close!
Labels: American, American Salesman, marketing fraud, Military, selfie, telemarketing, telephone fraud
