Friday, September 05, 2008
Newsroom
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
Labels: Family Values, media, Palin
Monday, September 01, 2008
Split Screen Terror!
GOP doesn't want
Hurricane Gustav
on 1 side. Say blacks
pushing Grandma in
plastic tub through
the flood, while
a quartet of pink straw-boaters
from Des Moines harmonizes
over prosperity--happying up, too,
the usual bottom-feeding war message
re pussy Democrats. & although
the mission could certainly be outsourced,
a Paddle-Wheeler stocked with stale Little
Debbies could take many partygoers
down the Mississippi to
New Orleans! (Working Whores
should be loaded first, quietly,
to patriotically service
The Family Values Gang enroute.)
GOP doesn't want
Hurricane Gustav
on 1 side. Say blacks
pushing Grandma in
plastic tub through
the flood, while
a quartet of pink straw-boaters
from Des Moines harmonizes
over prosperity--happying up, too,
the usual bottom-feeding war message
re pussy Democrats. & although
the mission could certainly be outsourced,
a Paddle-Wheeler stocked with stale Little
Debbies could take many partygoers
down the Mississippi to
New Orleans! (Working Whores
should be loaded first, quietly,
to patriotically service
The Family Values Gang enroute.)
Labels: Family Values, GOP, Gustav
