Saturday, November 17, 2018
Camera Loves
Nut-Browns
(so many shades
past downright pale)
but mutes their strident
verbiage. Should they
miraculously bleach
beyond the apartheid
of media,
their words would reach
historical resonance.
Not a chance!
But, really, aren’t
they truly charming?
Surely we can do
SOMEthing!Labels: color, media, Race, ruling class, TV News
Sunday, October 22, 2017
Once “Famous”
Generally, he wanted to be left alone, but
when dying, the adult children started
paying attention.
Some of these in media, and they
talked around.
Soon TV grabbed it, making
buses come.
He was repeatedly asked for wisdom.
Shrugged and muttered.
Commentators revealed what he meant.
Enough being enough, hired a proxy.
Tricky, since he felt that man also must be
near death etc.
They have lunch weekly, looking like
decayed brothers.
Laugh at pseudo philosophy proxy slings.
Labels: death, dying, exploitation, fame, media, proxy, TV, wisdom, wisdom of elders
Monday, December 29, 2014
The Really Big Guy
-How did you become so thoroughly
an asshole?
-It started when I took the advice of elders.
-Always a mistake. They lie to entrench.
-And now it's hard to go through Google News
without something about me. At work--or
shudder--play!
-That latter has cost you dearly.
-Divorces and scandals! And no grounds in
either.
-Just extortions?
-Definitely!
-Yet you wouldn't trade it for a pot of gold!
-I've got that. Whacked, but intact.
-I think I'd like to try being worshiped also.
-You get so carried away, you join in.
Labels: advice, celebrity, divorce, elder, fame, media, News, Pot of Gold., scandal
Wednesday, November 07, 2012
Hangover
Repubs say their guy
Gordon Gecko-ized in
early carpet bombing, brutal-
ly unfair! Then “47%” fed
this jejune misperception.
Horribly negative advertising,
a type of propaganda they
couldn’t really recognize. Rove
shocked, shocked. & sore at best.
House stays with them, however,
proving Treason
prospers. Media, hard-
ly shy in all of this, can so
untwist its panties now,
returning to who wore
what sheer dress.
Repubs say their guy
Gordon Gecko-ized in
early carpet bombing, brutal-
ly unfair! Then “47%” fed
this jejune misperception.
Horribly negative advertising,
a type of propaganda they
couldn’t really recognize. Rove
shocked, shocked. & sore at best.
House stays with them, however,
proving Treason
prospers. Media, hard-
ly shy in all of this, can so
untwist its panties now,
returning to who wore
what sheer dress.
Labels: 47%, carpet bombing, election, Gecko, media, negative advertising, Obama, Romney, Rove, treason
Sunday, September 04, 2011
Boy Scout “Oath” On a Modern Note
On my honor I’ll do my best
to smoke cigars and cigarettes,
to curse and swear and all the rest,
and go downtown to see May West.
Kicker is May West. So
much sexier than board
broads in media presently!
Add wit also, as opposed
to laconic nose-picking.
Labels: Boy Scout Oath, May West, media
Saturday, February 26, 2011
So stately his form, and so lovely his face
As little girls and silly matrons
genuflect, I can’t deflect their
adored pipsqueak’s name.
But switch whatever media
it’s slithering through. In
future, this shunning, im-
perfect as it is, will plainly
not be lawful. Big Brother
not only watching you, darkly,
but thrusting down your throat
the latest, awful Lochinvar.
As little girls and silly matrons
genuflect, I can’t deflect their
adored pipsqueak’s name.
But switch whatever media
it’s slithering through. In
future, this shunning, im-
perfect as it is, will plainly
not be lawful. Big Brother
not only watching you, darkly,
but thrusting down your throat
the latest, awful Lochinvar.
Labels: Big Brother, celebrity, media
Tuesday, August 03, 2010
Edge
Wouldn’t know from coverage, but
Tea Party musters out-pulled
by Single Payer ones.
So media privileges
reactionary slime
against benign pinkos.
Labels: media, single payer, tea party
Thursday, September 10, 2009
Station Manager to News Producer,
Town Hall Summer ‘09
“I got two rules. If it bleeds it leads. And in politics,
cherchez les crazies! That’s fuckin French.”
Labels: media
Friday, September 05, 2008
Newsroom
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
Labels: Family Values, media, Palin
