Friday, September 05, 2008
Newsroom
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
EDITOR
Gotta be more on this vicious Palin broad. Or they wouldn't
threaten us and ice us out. Get up to Anchorage!
REPORTER
Hey! They shoot people up there and no one gives a fuck!
It's Texas with reindeer!
EDITOR
Well if you're shot, we'll send another reporter.
REPORTER
You’re all heart!
EDITOR
So much so that I'm thinking of registering Republican.
It's the party of wondrous symbols! And unbridled robbery.
REPORTER
Yeah they never get enough credit for the latter.
EDITOR
And find out if those family values frauds have a prayer before fucking.
And how many they’ve worn out.
REPORTER
Now you’re teasing!
EDITOR
You still here?
Labels: Family Values, media, Palin
