Sunday, December 16, 2012

 

 Singing About Nothing
 

It all came back to him now. Like Sinatra, Pippy had lived
a life that’s full—minus a few women.
 
Something of that feeling leads him to perform My Way at
the Kool Kup’s Karaoke Night.
 
Nothing could have prepared him for the wrath. 

Highlighted by Yocko’s girlfriend, Big Boobs Gladys, as he  
sings of travelling each and every highway:
 
“Yeah, on your knees!” 

This proves chief zinger among many. 
 
Yocko has already chimed in with “Your way? Everybody 
else’s, more like!” 

Even Silent Lucy sings her little parody in the space where 
Pippy puts the mike down to sip a drink and light a cigarette,  
a la Frank. “Regrets, you’ve had a million!”
 
He later speaks of his hurt to Other Harry, who snaps “Who
cares about what a buncha drunks thinks? Besides, it’s the
wrong crappy song for you.”
 
“What’ll I…?”
 
"Sing about nothing next time. Don’t make
yourself a target.”

 

 

 

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Saturday, April 17, 2010

 

The Ban

Karaoke joints and the like
have banned I Did It My Way.
Too many fights. I can see

2 reasons why. 1st, Milquetoast
who did it The Man's Way, period,
& takes umbrage at less than coy

abuse. 2d, the obnoxious
prick who trampled everyone
& rants to this gushy melody.

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