Friday, August 08, 2014
(As Translated by Scallywags)
Parables For Children
-The little boy put a white pebble in a hidden box
every time he attended Mass.
When he went to count them much later, instead of
many pebbles, were three.
-So...the times he really DID Mass!
-Ponder this: the archetypal religious story.
Moral as heavy as The Earth itself!
-But be sure to stick your thumb up your ass whilst.
Labels: archetype, Catholic, Mass, religion, story moral
Saturday, August 21, 2010
Front Row at Mass
Suddenly Latin struck us
as hilarious beyond all else
and snuffle-giggles contaged.
After, retribution, both instant
and celestial, vowed by priests
and rampaging nuns. But God has
mercy up till now. Orthodoxies
can be antic: how the being
in the straitjacket beams
“You think me uncomfortable but
I'm ecstatic to be contained thus!”
Labels: Catholic, Mass, orhtodoxy
