Friday, November 18, 2016
M-F
-I like the women in Perry Mason. All trussed up
in mannish suits, yet radiating sex!
-You mean unlike the Technicolor Slatterns of today?
-You’re saying it, not me. Besides, there are male
slatterns too!
-We call them Pigs!
Labels: Perry Mason, sex, slattern, Technicolor, TV
Friday, March 25, 2016
Past Past
Mel and Ginger
-Saw a Perry Mason Dude taking flash picture with huge Speed Graphic! Shoots spent bulb into ashtray. Three anachronisms right there!
-Then Paul Drake helps Della into her coat?
-Making four. Quartet.
-Add yourself to make five! Tenor for a Dead World!
-High baritone!
-As ballsy!
-I try.
-Let's rent Perry's Lincoln Convertible and wave
to your fans.
-Arms worn out!
Labels: anachronism, flashbulb, Lincoln Converiable, past, Perry Mason, singing, Speed Graphic
