Thursday, March 10, 2016
RNC
-The tribes had gotten vicious, so the Big Chief
took them to Taboo Hut.
-There they agreed which masks to wear,
which spears etc.?
-Reluctantly.
-Which dances?
-Especially!
-This will stop slaughter? By itself?
-Well, increments. First to get promises not to
taunt when a wildly-stomping performer
ready to pass out in ecstasy.
Labels: political taunting, political tribalism, political war, Republican, Republican Tribes, RNC
Wednesday, May 04, 2011
Two Know It Alls In a Jammed Field
-RNC has instituted a suggestion box.
-How can that be? Since they're open to nothing?
-It's a clever thing. Animated. But unless you submit
something wholly supporting the rich, it spits it out
and screams COMMUNIST!
-How'd they get this Righty? Once, triparte:
Liberal Republican, Moderate Republican,
Conservative Republican.
-God willed it.
-And through the old mists of history, they’re revealed
as the Liberal Party! In truth!
-Will be again! A 180 turnabout!
-Can't happen with Dems.
-How so, fellow wag?
-They'll never know where they're turning from!
-RNC has instituted a suggestion box.
-How can that be? Since they're open to nothing?
-It's a clever thing. Animated. But unless you submit
something wholly supporting the rich, it spits it out
and screams COMMUNIST!
-How'd they get this Righty? Once, triparte:
Liberal Republican, Moderate Republican,
Conservative Republican.
-God willed it.
-And through the old mists of history, they’re revealed
as the Liberal Party! In truth!
-Will be again! A 180 turnabout!
-Can't happen with Dems.
-How so, fellow wag?
-They'll never know where they're turning from!
Labels: Democrat, Republican, RNC, suggestion box
