Sunday, April 03, 2022
Sen
So & So
from Such & Such
gets poured into hotel's limo.
Smashed & High
he shrieks patriot-drivel
& racy ditties.
Back at the Bash
Fr K zips up PANTHER
basketball jacket,
just far enough
so Roman
Collar still shows.
“35 years in Church,
wouldn’t change a thing!”
Meantime, Sen poured from
limo, carried to his “complimentary” suite.
Week later he votes for war.
2 weeks after that in Booze-Junk Rehab: “VOTE REPUB,
WAR! GIVE PUSSY DEMS NOTHIN! So baby or 2 dies?
Snifflers should exit public life!”
It’s TALK! He doesn’t mean it.
Soul Singers entertain at Bide-a-Bit the following Friday.
He won't go.
Labels: Catholic, Church, Democrat, politics, rehab, Republican
Wednesday, January 16, 2019
Compact Model
-So you agree that we have the
best politics money can buy?
-As a Republican, gleefully!
-Dems long-faced about it?
-Hey! They embrace Joe and
Josephine, whilst soliciting a
bribe off their Boss! So pitifully,
hypocritically, sad.
-Not as sad as your gang,
naturally lying and stealing!
-Articles of Faith!
-Which you combine into one
Golden Rule?
-Mais oui!
-Careful mit der French! Intellectual
pretense really belonging to the Left.
-Give us some fun! Evangelicals
got one ear about Jesus-ed off!Labels: Democrat, lying, politics, pretense, Republican, stealing
Friday, June 29, 2018
Democrats,
returning the screwing after last
Supreme Court Appointment stolen?
Nope.
Tweedy Professors can't fight…
already balancing mini Danish
on the wrist whilst the hand cradles
Earl Grey…
All that's quite enough at once! don’t
you think?
And against totally nasty pieces of work
called REPUBLICANS?
Well Vegas won't bother with odds there.
Doesn’t even resemble a bet!
Labels: Democrat, political strategy, profs, Republican, soft, strategy
Wednesday, January 17, 2018
Dancing
-Skillfully?
-Not really. GOP slip-slides in its own bullshit.
-Dems don’t?
-Nah, they danced off the floor and into the grimy corridor.
Still trying Twist Moves to Jitterbug rhythms. Pitiful!
-The Grandees stay back in the ballroom with
The Lovely Waltz?
-Emphatically! They need the leisure to figure out how
to fuck everybody.
Labels: dancing, Democrat, jitterbug, political dance, Republican, twist, waltz
Thursday, November 30, 2017
Political Advice
Scratch an ardent Democrat,
find a Communist!
Scratch an ardent Republican,
find a Nazi!
I ask you, “Which is worse?”
or Vhich iz vorse? for humor’s sake.
No? How about Jah wohl! ?
Just avoid scratching?
That proves it! If Moderates stay conscious,
they can rule the world!
By example.
Labels: Communist.Nazi, Democrat, moderate, Republican
Thursday, September 21, 2017
By and By
But the Republicans--
as they couldn’t stop
pointing out, furiously--
finally delivered!
Anyway, there it joyously
was, and blocking the stars,
horizon to horizon.
Some said apple,
some blueberry, but
depended on where
you stood.
And the winds.
The children went to bed dreaming
of eating it, Adults did too.
Next night shown sliced,
nice animation
Who gets what.
Most of the hovering
world wept. But
religious people eternal-
ly grateful! For crumbs...
Secret of Life:
Less you want
more you’re loved
Labels: delusion, Democrat, Economics, pie in sky, religion, Republican
Friday, September 15, 2017
Expanding Left
-Thoroughly! Fried chicken and fiery speeches
-Heard you complained no fois gras!
-That’s effete stereotype! When I got the mike
I gave them one joke playing to it, but told
them, firmly, we must make common cause
against Fascist Republicans.
-Went over?
-Many smashes on back after!
-You like being with the boys, no? And…is it…
all girls at work?
-You could say that.
-Anyway, Junk Yard Dogs, the Republicans!
-The milder ones.
-They really fight for the cause!
-Yeah, comforting the comfortable, and
afflicting the afflicted.
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Back from Hurricane Irma
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Back from Hurricane Irma
Labels: Democrat, Fascist Republicans, Labor, Republican
Tuesday, December 20, 2016
Reality’s Basic Math
-Will he shake the world, the nation, and, most
importantly, both parties?
-With no center, he’ll throw a couple of bones
to the Democrats. The bulk of his shit, though,
will be the usual Republican 1 percent trickle-
down fantasy that never works, never could
work, never will work!
-As if that mattered! What DOES work for
the -pubs?
-13 l/2 percent of their devious smear!
-That high? And dems?
-61.
-Nonsense! Probably much closer to the initial
figure.
-Tweedle dee, tweedle…?
-Close enough. What’s the real problem with
both, do you suppose?
-Like Vegas mobs, skimming too much off the top.
Labels: Democrat, One Percent, Republican, skim, trickle down, Trump, Vegas
Thursday, October 20, 2016
-Joe Blow
hasn't has a raise in thirty years.
-How about the Recovery?
-The Rich came and saw that it was good
and took it!
-What did the parties do?
-Republicans maintained "Naturally!"
God himself, of course, being rich.
-Dems?
-They claimed they would do something
about it as soon as they straightened
out the footnotes.
Labels: Democrat, Income Inequality, recovery, Republican, rich, scholars
Friday, August 12, 2016
Bigfoot and Butterfinger
When Bigfoot was finally captured,
he was held in an upper corridor
of the Mangrove United Townships
Jail. There was sufficient headroom
there, and he was triple manacled
to a cell door.
An architect designed a super secure
cell to be built around him. And a
Republican firm naturally got the
no-bid contract.
There he hugely stayed while his
trial never went forth. Not ever
speaking to, or mixing with, another
prisoner.
He was famous among them, and
a betting pool ensued.
As to when his second shoe would drop
of an evening.
Pal Evers won the night when the thumping
noise coincided with a horrible shriek.
Tippy Kitsers, aka Butterfinger, was crushed
to death under the shoe.
Butterfinger, homeless, ran errands for the
men after visiting hours, getting them candy
from the machines etc.
He slept where he could indoor or out, but this
evening had snuck into Bigfoot’s super secure cell!
An investigation, of course, where Democrats scream
of the incompetent, gouging privatization that
enriches Republican greasy goombahs.
And Republicans asked if a return to the days where
the Democratic claw was in every pocket etc etc.?
At any rate, Bigfoot is finally moved to a special building just
for him at Leavenworth. His trial will be in the Kansas University
Memorial Football Stadium, halftime, vs Nebraska.
Labels: Bigfoot, Bigfoot and Politics, Democrat, jail, politics, Republican
Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Repetition Is Destiny
-Only one commandment in American Politics:
THOU SHALT MAKE THE RICH VERY VERY COMFORTABLE !
-That’s the Democrats. How about the Republicans?
-Add a VERY.
Labels: bribery, Democrat, influence, Money and Politics, Republican
Wednesday, June 22, 2016
Encompassing
Rich happy
with The Party of the Rich–-
aka sneered “Republican.”
Dems pipe
Worker’s Rights.
Well and fine,
fearless, even,
but it’s really
One Big Party
for two! Truly,
The Money Party!
Cast your votes for it.
How can you lose?
Labels: corruption, Democrat, money, money in politics, parties the same, Party of Rich, Republican, rich, worker
Tuesday, May 10, 2016
Awaiting the Bowel Imagery
-That Crimson T-Shirt Look ain’t cutting it on
my Gramps.
-Angry red on an Angry White? What message?
-Looks like a flaming brick, and the text: Her! AWP!
-And the awful Her in question?
-Darlene Smitts, Dem candidate for Congress.
-Okay then, so, and I’m guessing: Block her?
-Bingo!
-And...AWP?
-Any Way Possible.
-Who came up with...?”
-Limbaugh and Hannity–-a co-production.
-Funded by Koch Brothers?
-What else?
-All for a local-yokel seat?
-No such thing in the New World of Cruelty Absolute!
-Can you say that in French?
-I’d prefer not to.
-Oh well, so what? Your Gramps can’t jerk off anymore,
so he’s got the Republicans.
-They got him. It’s pitiful.
-How about poor Grandma?
-Golf.
-More of a masochist she!
-Anyway, not just high-minded idiocy, because that same
Democrat Gal used to live next door to them.
-Uh huh? Displaying sarcastic scorn at that point in time?
-She and girlfriends with helicopter sounds. And silent-swooping
drone entertainment programs...sort of circular, arms extended.
Pretty in moonlight I must say! I recommend girl-giggles at
midnight to the sourest hater.
-Uh huh? Well, they had their fun, and now must deal with the revenge forthcoming from the Right-Certifiable!
-Can YOU make helicopter sounds?
-Of course but I...
-prefer not to. You must ENGAGE! In order to engage in political
life in Asylum-America!
-Well, anyway, God just can’t keep shedding his grace on the
Righteous Right. Too many murders ensue.
-Oh yeah? Well HE, and THEY, invite YOU to blow it out your ASS!
-All this way without one bowel image, and now this!
Labels: bowel, Congress, Democrat, drone, election, Hannity, helicopter, Idiot Right, Koch Brothers, Limbaugh
Tuesday, February 16, 2016
Killing Democracy
-This Superdeligate shit of the Democrats
sounds like a way to blow the nonconformists
out of the water.
-Sounds too much like a Republican idea.
-They’re too busy stopping the President’s
Supreme Court pick before he makes it!
Though Attila the Hun would pass muster.
-Name your poison!
-Screw both! Why don’t the COMMUNISTS run
against the ROYALISTS.
-Not quite yet.
Labels: Atilla, Communist, Democrat, Republican, Royalist, Superdeligate, Supreme Court
Monday, February 15, 2016
Rules
-Yeah, Norquist got it right! RIGHT! that is.
“The Democrats play for lunch, The Republicans play for keeps.” We’ve had some of their candidates babbling and asylum-ready!”
-Can’t go that far. Resigning.
-Thereby becoming THE ENEMY?
-I hardly think…”
-You wanna game without RULES?
Labels: Democrat, Norquist, political "research", political enemies, Republican, vicious campaigning
Thursday, February 04, 2016
Faces
-Reagan, the genial face of totally horrible, racist,
repressive, and exploitative politics!
-Oh come ON now! What’s the face of vicious
and addlepated Lefty politics?
-Professors meaning absolute good!
-Equals in bullshit therefore!
Labels: Democrat, Left, politics, racist, Reagan, Republican, Right
Wednesday, January 13, 2016
Recipe
-In political life, you Blacks hafta learn: You get
your half a loaf and run like hell!
-Half? We get the burnt cornmeal grains from
the bottom of the oven!
-Your problem is that attitude.
-Thanks for nothing, Mr Democrat!
-Republicans wouldn’t give you the sweat from
their balls!
-Too bad! Coulda made American Jive Negro
Johnny Cake! (dances)
-Look at you! They say it’s not Natural Rhythm,
but I see otherwise!
-Dead-gaze on with ENVY!
-(in response to individual moves) Hot!
Diggity!
Dog!
-Ahs, like, re-VEALED !
Labels: "Natural Rhythm", attitude, black, Democrat, politics, prejudice, Race, Republican
Tuesday, January 05, 2016
Signing Anyone Up?
-We need a Revolution!
-Last time I looked, each one of them
comprised of people. And all kinds.
Sorry, Republicans, with your bribing
billionaires!
-I think we can get Democrats.
-If they can extract themselves from footnotes?
Besides, they put a puppy in a commercial,
and figure it totally sews up the Women’s Vote.
-What do the Republicans put in a commercial?
-Worldwide Industrial Paradise where all choke to death!
-Brought to you by Free Market?
-And God on his better days!
-I heard He made a killing on commodities.
-That was War.
-Did Money ever lose a war?
-Maybe early on. Still want your revolution?
-Absolutely!
-Then you hafta understand the guys in the Havana Airport I saw. Sweepers. One asked
"Are we sweeping this floor for Socialism?"
“That, and coffee and cigarettes.” Smirking other.
-They took a half-hour break then.
-Are you saying Fidel lost them?
-Only his words. They loved him still.
-Is there...a bottom line in this somewhere?
-Neither party understands those guys:
The American Versions thereof!
-Who does?
-Trump!
-Jesus!
-He’ll bring around the coffee and cigarettes,
argue with them as to who’s more full of shit!
-We can still get these guys for the Revolution!
-Not in a textbook you can’t!
Labels: Capitalist, Cuba, Democrat, Fidel, God, Republican, revolution, Socialist, Trump, visionary, worker
Wednesday, December 02, 2015
Quiz
-As a taxi driver, how would you
compare the party conventions?
-Republicans much more open asking
for whores.
-That's the Free Market. Anything goes!
-Dems want college girls.
-Will seminars never cease?
Labels: college girls, Democrat, Free Market, intellectual, Political Convention, Republican, taxi
Monday, November 23, 2015
The History of Such Things
Lifting it from the realm of bullshit and religion, Republicans
finally built their SHINING CITY ON THE HILL!
Financed by senior citizens whose Social Security and private
and public pensions were cut in half. And 401Ks expropriated.
They, in turn, formed a very slow-moving army brandishing WW2
carbines, which finally got to Washington.
Where General Honsaart attacked them at various deep-discount
Marriotts at an hour when all in the bathroom. Images of those
lasered on thrones in morning light went quickly viral.
The Shining City was completed, and great ceremonies followed.
Oratory embraced Freedom and the Private Sector and the
Marketplace-Sacrosanct.
When the last National Anthem faded completely–-and sung
conventionally, not in some bebop–-the entire city fell down
all at once. And slid. Enormous pile of various sheens filled
the valley. And acrid smoke.
The Congressional Investigating Committee finally settled
on the word Larceny, which the nation understood.
John Dillinger taken off the ten-dollar bill–-in case you think
that committees accomplish nothing.
Well, Democrats swept back in, White House to Dogcatcher.
Seniors were restored, though an inflation left them about
where they were.
And the onerous 15C Form which heretofore every citizen
had to fill out, was eliminated in favor of an anus probe
which revealed the same information.
But before you scream about being violated, only one
person had to undergo it. Jack L. G. Wantzler of Paramus,
New Jersey stood in of the rest of us. Interlocking
interweaving algorithms then projected the information
for the whole country.
Thus, appearing at ballgames, the New American Hero for
the “New American Century!”–-the latter the Republicans
had been too busy stealing to really create.
Things went stodgily and bureaucratically from thence on,
but it was still America, and citizens were advised to
stay near walls if they ventured out on twilight walks,
especially females.
Labels: "Free" Market, America, Democrat, Dillinger, freedom, Larceny, Marriott, New American Century, New American Hero, Republican, Shining City on Hill
