Sunday, March 04, 2018
All in the wrist! Or not.
or The Principle of Judicious
Choice! Perhaps.
This mantra served him well in golf:
It’s All in the wrist!
Then, it didn’t.
After that, disaster! Worse, the scorn
of his fellow players.
Found a guru in his new teacher, Pro Sam,
who counseled FORGET THE WRIST!
Which advice prospered until he erased
the laughter.
That, in time, failed too.
Other mantras?
Of course, and overall, he got more
and more pitiful.
Finally, he heeded the advice of friend
Horty. “Hey! know that you stink and
revel in the odor!”
As an American, that couldn’t last long.
His wife, Ruby, warned him to stop
talking about it.
But...he was rescued!
A miracle called REORGANIZATION
at work, whose rules and admired
personalities he ignored completely.
This was the fourth such process,
and he knew by instinct that they had
disgracefully struck out in the
first three, so why listen?
Thus, unconscious anarchist of sorts.
The same in golf to acceptable results.
He continued to obey Ruby, who
transcended mere ideas.
Labels: anarchy, golf, marriage, process, reorganization, simplifying, thinking
Wednesday, October 05, 2016
Preferences
No rules.
Go there and open up!
Then, Starbucks.”
Labels: anarchy, assassination, Death Squad, future, political assassination, revenge society, Starbucks
Thursday, July 10, 2014
Question Mid Clatter
-What is it with these fractious fuckin Republicans?
-They don’t believe in government, so when they get
in they do nothing. But they know that looks bad, thus
investigate everybody and his brother.
-MY brother, they got a case. But...just making noise?
-Loud and slapdash clowns! They severely lack an
Emmett Kelly, the SILENT one. And that’s just the
start! Why...!
-Do go on. NOT! Too vomit-inducing.
-What’s that Chinese curse? May you live in interesting
times.
-But we don’t. BORRRRRR-ing!
Labels: anarchy, boring, Emmett Kelly, government, Republican Clowns
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Water
-They shut off the water!
-Just about in the entire world. Well, I warned years ago that
The Oligarchy gave up on oil and switched to water.
-But what’ll I do?
-Not a bad-looking TV. Get a kid to help you haul it out to the street.
Guys are selling water from pickups. Probably give you a case for it.
-But why did they turn off the water?
-To show they can. Then they’ll quadruple the rates
and there won’t be a peep.
-But you’re a government official and...
-That’s a laugh. What government? I go through the motions
for old time’s sake.
-It’s anarchy now!
-That’s another laugh. Ten times worse. Total chaos! Everybody getting
a chance to shoot his gun. And when bullets run out, you beat the crap
out of anyone weaker.
-But all this violent insanity can’t benefit anyone.
-The billionaires think it can...trillionaires some of them.
-But this is America!
-That’s the third laugh you gave me! You’re an old comedian!
-They shut off the water!
-Just about in the entire world. Well, I warned years ago that
The Oligarchy gave up on oil and switched to water.
-But what’ll I do?
-Not a bad-looking TV. Get a kid to help you haul it out to the street.
Guys are selling water from pickups. Probably give you a case for it.
-But why did they turn off the water?
-To show they can. Then they’ll quadruple the rates
and there won’t be a peep.
-But you’re a government official and...
-That’s a laugh. What government? I go through the motions
for old time’s sake.
-It’s anarchy now!
-That’s another laugh. Ten times worse. Total chaos! Everybody getting
a chance to shoot his gun. And when bullets run out, you beat the crap
out of anyone weaker.
-But all this violent insanity can’t benefit anyone.
-The billionaires think it can...trillionaires some of them.
-But this is America!
-That’s the third laugh you gave me! You’re an old comedian!
Labels: anarchy, chaos, oligarchy, water, water in future
