Friday, April 08, 2016
The Political Life
When Wesley decided to run for Congress,
Opposition Research cranked up!
Soon, statements from Madams, and one
literal girl named Ginger.
Also, a video from Blaze Urprivates, exotic
dancer.
These transgressions, though, attributed
to the wrong Deldestry.
His brother, “recovering” from a motorcycle
accident at Bide-a-Bit, roasting marshmallows
at the weekly fete for Incurables and Squirrel Heads:
“That...Boy...!”
Come back in fifteen minutes for Scout.
Labels: dirty politics, exotic dancer, Madams, mistaken identity, Opposition Research, politics, sex
Monday, January 26, 2015
Battlefield, and Refuge
The Campaign Manager
-Well, I've entered Politics! You'll laugh, but I feel
almost as if I entered a monastery!
-Scale that back a bit. Uh, a big picnic at Harsee Falls? Teens? Ring a bell?
-I was there.
-Lots of sex?
-Maybe some handsome guys hooked up. But I recall sitting with a guy name Ferdie. Sipping homemade wine. Both of us mud turtles in attractiveness.
-Ghinny Red! you drank. But don't ever call it that!
-Of course not!
-And at no time did you rip off the panties of one,
Dierdre?
-Is this a filthy joke? I've never know any Dierdres.
How hurtful!
-Ferdie says the opposite, and he'll be your opponent. A real Ghinny Champion!
-Well, hit them with both barrels! Liars!
-It's not a film with Jimmy Stewart. Relax!
-I never in my life...!
-Welcome to OUR monastery!
-What'll we do, then?
-I'll chat with Ferdie. We got more on him
than they had on Dillinger. I wouldn't be
surprised if the campaign hinged on issues,
would you believe? With you a real boyscout,
and him pretending.
-Wow! When it's over I'll want to dive into
a monastery all right!
-Is it Trappists don't talk?
-My choice!
Labels: boyscout, dirty politics, monastery, newbie, sex, Trappist
Tuesday, November 25, 2014
The Great Uncover
Opposition Research
-You can always go morality at the end.
-How? Why? Remember ISSUES?
-Fuck issues! Look! He or she has done
SOMEthing. Everybody has. Just point
out that what most people think average
is actually depraved.
-But the areas are really too gray! Slippery.
-Not when we get done!
-Nothing painted as something.
-In Circus Colors!
-How do you sleep at night?
-Realistically.
Labels: dirty politics, issues, low blow, Opposition Research, politics, reputation, sex
