Saturday, April 23, 2016
Oh How We Danced...!
Mr Cheap Solutions
had his daughter and her inattentive beau write
their own marriage ceremony, prompted in its
less-than-moving recitation on the Great Day by
an inexpensive clergyman of approximate sobriety.
The reception catered by the latest immigrant group,
whose cuisine consisted of lumps of dough laced with
minced garbage.
Their native champagne tasted of burnt matches, but
effectively lit the guests, who danced furiously to a
half-gypsy band.
When the starving musicians broke to devour the
"food," flasks of sulfuric fruit liqueur were passed
around.
Anyway, It proved, all-in-all, our Cheapskate's Paradise!
Trifecta of penurious, gastric, and inebriated.
Okay okay! Just my point of view.
One Academic Couple pronounced it cultural and lovely
and memorable!
Another trifecta! This time of the Deluded. And what
would we do without them?
For one thing, they’re guarding the whole concept of LOVE!
Labels: cheapskate, Concept of Love, dancing, drunken celebration, gluttony, gypsy, immigrant, love, marriage
Saturday, November 07, 2015
Fork
No fun encountering Larry when he was out eating. Wouldn’t, or couldn’t, put down his fork.
People excused themselves after minimal chat,
devising an escape fiction.
When wizzlebinks infested, he strapped the fork to a wrist.
Board of Health said chew as many as you wish. Practically pure, so remarkably clean, and of a nutty protein flavor.
You didn’t need a fork, though Larry preferred hearing the tiny scream.
Labels: Board of Health, foodie, gluttony, infestation, sadism
Sunday, December 09, 2012
The King Was
a Sexual Glutton
We commoners
emulated him
to a
severely diminished degree,
having motivation,
but not really means.
King For a Day ran once on Royal TV,
the winner
so unseemly
as to
disgrace our class.
The girls understood
harm
in the short
haul,
and turned
away.
All kept to frustrat-
ingly normal.
He hung
his wooden scepter
in the barn.
Labels: animal, gluttony, King, sex
