Wednesday, May 09, 2018
Sex and the Shitty
-These Me-Too Ladies coming for you?
-Doubt it! I’ve always been about ninety-nine percent verbal!
-So very pussy! And probably proud of it!
-No choice. Natural timidity coupled with a love of words.
-Weak tea and stale cookies. The women must be forming an overwhelmed line as we speak!
-It...moves slowly.
-In the meantime, females all around you
are exuding!
-Exuding?
-Someone must grab a sensitive part of
their anatomy or they die!
-Goodness! But I myself would be embarrassed to death to do such a thing!
-Where are the Men of Action?
-How about a nice poem?
-Cures no exuding!
-In the long run we can get around to that too!
-In the long run, people like you are killing the rest of us!
-Take a deep breath!
Labels: attraction, hormones, sex, shy, verbal
