Monday, February 12, 2018

 

Racking It Up


-Well, I've compiled a ton of evidence!


-What does it show?

-I...don’t know! That is, I had a clear idea when I began...but…?

-You just need some help at this stage is all.

-Attorney or two? No thanks! When I decide to burn money,
let you know.

-No, of course not. I’m thinking of a few more totally
bonkers conspiracy virtuosos like yourself!

-Of the likes of such was this great nation built!

-Don’t remind me! Still shuddering!

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Tuesday, August 01, 2017

 

Ab and Evy


with little provocation,
FURY!

Last fit loses remaining
friends.

And Ab, his
Ev.

Doctors beg him to visit,
but Fox a jealous mistress.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

 

Appraising Lunatics


Radical Fringes Minus One

-Their Rightest Nut will run!

-No power to ‘im! Where are our Lefty Nuts?

-Extinct!

-Oh come on now! There are some who...

-Herbert Hoover’d invite ‘em in for pool!

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Thursday, February 28, 2013

 

Dopes and Crabapples

Another automatic law
clicks in. Sequester.

Parties can't confer
to do it sensibly.

There seems to be
principles. Uh huh?

There’s also Statecraft.
Your trade. What you
were elected for. Not

the  applause of
ideological jerkoffs.

Only remedy, citizens
chosen by lot to govern.

“Oh God, we'll end up with
dopes and crabapples!”

Like, now is better?

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