Saturday, January 12, 2019

 

Cops Know


if whole bunch lying,

it’s planned.


So finding pair agreeing
tough enough by normal lights.


With political parties,
naturally, all rules remade


as conspiracies take
fantastic, foolish flight!

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Monday, February 12, 2018

 

Racking It Up


-Well, I've compiled a ton of evidence!


-What does it show?

-I...don’t know! That is, I had a clear idea when I began...but…?

-You just need some help at this stage is all.

-Attorney or two? No thanks! When I decide to burn money,
let you know.

-No, of course not. I’m thinking of a few more totally
bonkers conspiracy virtuosos like yourself!

-Of the likes of such was this great nation built!

-Don’t remind me! Still shuddering!

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Monday, October 28, 2013

 

Jews etc



Viral Catalog

The Jews were always there, but that couldn't
explain everything.

His radio guys filled in the other groups.

He kept the running total in his laptop. In code
of course. None too small for cataloging. Thus
Blutenheimer Icelandic Conspiracy was bic.

His local lamestream press recently full of stories
about “Mini-Silicon Valley,” as a few cyber firms
had established in the new industrial park.

He watched these employees dropping in at
The Ice Cream Store in his strip mall. The usual
queers and oddballs, but terrestrials merely.

Two, though, fit the profiles in Dr Hobart Grimshaw's
Newsletter. “Definite Space Aliens, of the Mongolian
Face Type.”

He'd follow them next time, but it sufficed on this
occasion to get them in his laptop: 2dsamft@ics.

In his mind he called them Mongolunars--
for those of you denying him wit.

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Thursday, August 04, 2011

 

The Old Prosecutor

"GOP as Rico?
I don't know.
Rotten enough, but

more like Aiding
and Abetting as

they take
the cannoli to

their flush god-
fathers in an
endless loop."

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