Sunday, January 08, 2017
Mayhem Academy
I started with harmless jokes
but the Faculty became restless.
So, offered generalities that
glittered a bit.
Finally "Quantify!" screamed they.
I signaled the projectors, and figures
and graphics sped by, which I tried
qualifying even before they shouted
to do just that!
But it all equaled mess.
The faculty stared fighting each
other, fists with the men, and
severely cutting remarks from
the women.
Though one, Professor Marline Rupp,
smashing a chair over the hammy back
of Doctor Hester Giggons.
My Introducer, Hanley E. Destry, sped
back to the podium to attempt imposing
order.
Finally crying in joy. "Knowledge
is so wonderful! Such a divine process!
We are blessed with this mayhem!"
I had doubts, but agreed strenuously.
Or he'd block my degree.
Sex occurred in the front row, and most
stopped to watch on the monitors.
Cheers.
Labels: :knowledge, academic, academic chaos, academic gathering, chaos, degree, fighting, hothouse, infighting, knowledge industry, multimedia, quality, quantity, sex
Friday, January 02, 2015
Attempting To Demonstrate Potential
Ad Show
-Technically Brilliant...
-Ah hah!
-and throughly stupid!
-Our Presentation! Cue Chorus of Angels!
-Opens with Alpine...
-where we see the mountain goat leaping
from precipice to precipice...
-and back again to piss!
-How many screens to terminally behold?
-I lost count.
-And the potential client bought it?
-Hook, line, and stinker!
-Does it close with the Product?
-Amen amen I say to you, as something
verily to be adored!
-All essentially dishonest!
-Now hold on there, podner! I didn’t say
it was THAT good!
Labels: advertising, client, multimedia, Presentation
