Thursday, December 21, 2017
The Institute of Emergency Insurance
announces
“CALCUTTA”'
Now available in major American Cities!
For pennies a day
Never again fear dying in the streets
like a mangy dog!
The body folks step over on the way to Church
will never, ever,
be yours!
Labels: advertising, destruction of safety net, dying in street, inequality, poverty
Friday, July 07, 2017
Planet Where Everyone Has Written a Novel
By law, it can only be read by one person.
Mime rests on the shelf of Ossnow Graz-Graz,
so I campaign...and wheedle, and dance etc.
I lastly bought the national treat, SizzleySnicks for
his children until they vomited!
Considered a happy event here! Rumor is he picked it
up then, and read a page at random.
Good enough for me for now. I feel the artistry shows.
I’m optimistic!
Everyone is congratulating him on his little pukers!
Labels: advertising, art, children, custom, novel, parents, self advertising, writing
Friday, January 02, 2015
Attempting To Demonstrate Potential
Ad Show
-Technically Brilliant...
-Ah hah!
-and throughly stupid!
-Our Presentation! Cue Chorus of Angels!
-Opens with Alpine...
-where we see the mountain goat leaping
from precipice to precipice...
-and back again to piss!
-How many screens to terminally behold?
-I lost count.
-And the potential client bought it?
-Hook, line, and stinker!
-Does it close with the Product?
-Amen amen I say to you, as something
verily to be adored!
-All essentially dishonest!
-Now hold on there, podner! I didn’t say
it was THAT good!
Labels: advertising, client, multimedia, Presentation
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Important! Ad!
CARLOTTA TENDANT
Translated by Wyatt Saboy from the Yiddish edition of "Slapsie" Maxie Furman
● HER threatened art
● HER loves
● HER fight against forces of automation
And, in expanded material for this ebook only!
● HER skirmishes with Yul Brynner’s hair stylist!
Add to Your Cart to see price
Labels: advertising, striptease, Troc
Sunday, October 06, 2013
Showing Beforehand
Storyboard
At times, Judith draws a storyboard by way of prediction.
Thus, guy installing wall TV in conference room,
she has shown as muscular and flirtatious in one panel.
Begging a date in the next.
Actually, scrawny and uncommunicative. Only saying
"These walls, cheeseboard. Hafta brace from
other side."
However, when he comes back in a week to check tuning,
her charms don’t fail.
She storyboards their date, but afterwards this time. He sings
Vesti La Giubba naked. Belongs to an opera club.
Fortissimo member.
My half-gay boss photoshops the last for his Mancave.
Judith's Hall of Fame proves to be "Buying a scarf
at Macy's." It turns out just as she drew it.
Anime version nearly goes viral.
Labels: advertising, opera, storyboard
