Wednesday, November 09, 2016

 

The Person Who Listened to Experts


(or Style)
 

Now observes his chortling opponents
laying in more salt.

They may never get beyond rubbing it in.

It is, and will be, a frenzy unending.

Until? They'll be dispatched for refusing
to do their actual job. 


Their style pervading as it always has.

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Thursday, September 15, 2016

 

Class Primer


-She’s got the College Educated Woman
sewed up!

-And he the trailer trash?

-Much much too simple. Non college White
Males and their compliant women.

-Pick your Class Language. It’s all gross.

-We must speak of it!

-Oh? Really? Describing it is promoting it.
Desiring it to go on the same way.

-I strive to be fair.

-That’s a fiction.

-I beg your pardon!

-For everybody. Don’t be hurt now.
It’s so severely Middle Class to
nurse tender feelings!

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Thursday, August 22, 2013

 

Hard, Right



In Line at My Precinct

“Yeah, like we’d vote for Obama!”

From a seething, sarcastic confidence weaned by Rush
and the other propagandists.

So so sure they’d win as their polls anointed.

Then the crash. The betrayal! With Righty
TV and Radio ratings in the toilet in retribution.

“Heartbreak Hotel!”

“They’re continuously checking out and into 

Sheer Revenge Hotel.”

“Uh huh? And how does the country get governed?

Their share?”

“Objection! Irrelevant!”

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Tuesday, November 02, 2010

 
The Pollster

Bottom line you ask? Ah yes!
That’s what you’re paying for after all!

I’ve digested tons of figures and
Bottom Line: More than likely, it’ll
go your way, and big, or fairly big.

Of course, it could go the other way
but that’s not as likely. And if it does,

won’t be as big--as if it went your way, uh,
if it goes–not likely–the other way.

All possibilities are in the universe,
of course, but I like yours better,

or somewhat better.
You have my bill.

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