Friday, June 10, 2016
The Voice of the Patriot
is heard in our land.
Give that nig
a chance
& he’s flippin’
disaster! So y’
expect
me to vote
for god-
damn woman?
Labels: Hillary, Obama, patriot, prejudice, Woman, women
Monday, December 08, 2014
Political Descriptions
Two Know It Nearly All Dems
-In their deeper Southern holes, Republicans
fanned the hatred of the black president
since Day 1!
-But that’s color-blind hate.
-Isn’t it?
Labels: "color-blind", Democrat, Obama, President, Race, Republican, Southern
Monday, November 10, 2014
Leans, But Unafraid of Truth
One of our gang is a newspaper columnist. Unlike us,
he leans Right. But, you can always bank on a
stinging answer, no matter where you’re coming from.
“How come they can’t let go of the O’s Community
Organizer past?”
“Makes them seethe anew. They like that. Hand in glove
with Race–-if anybody pulls up in a Purple Scion and asks.”
“Why don’t you write about it? Don’t wanna sound Lefty?”
“I have no care as to how I sound, and never have! But the
sneer in question is cheap coin. I’ve upgraded my Treasury.”
“What kinda newspaperman are YOU?”
“I don’t know: Leaving the yellow but not quite for the pink.”
There he laughs uproariously. He enjoys no humor but his own,
and that so fully, it’s an embarrassment.
Labels: columnist, Community Organizer, humor, Left, newspaper, Obama, Race, Right
Wednesday, September 11, 2013
Two Friends Go Into a Bar:
Hearing the Pronouncement
“All around Obama are Communists!”
-Didn’t he once say “All around Bush are Fascists!” ?
-That was his brother.
-Equal Opportunity Drunks.
Labels: Bush, Communist, drunk, Fascist, Obama
Thursday, August 22, 2013
Hard, Right
In Line at My Precinct
“Yeah, like we’d vote for Obama!”
From a seething, sarcastic confidence weaned by Rush
and the other propagandists.
So so sure they’d win as their polls anointed.
Then the crash. The betrayal! With Righty
TV and Radio ratings in the toilet in retribution.
“Heartbreak Hotel!”
“They’re continuously checking out and into
Sheer Revenge Hotel.”
“Uh huh? And how does the country get governed?
Their share?”
“Objection! Irrelevant!”
Labels: government, Obama, polls, Republican "Polls", Right, Right Propagandists, Right Radio TV, Rush
Wednesday, November 07, 2012
Hangover
Repubs say their guy
Gordon Gecko-ized in
early carpet bombing, brutal-
ly unfair! Then “47%” fed
this jejune misperception.
Horribly negative advertising,
a type of propaganda they
couldn’t really recognize. Rove
shocked, shocked. & sore at best.
House stays with them, however,
proving Treason
prospers. Media, hard-
ly shy in all of this, can so
untwist its panties now,
returning to who wore
what sheer dress.
Repubs say their guy
Gordon Gecko-ized in
early carpet bombing, brutal-
ly unfair! Then “47%” fed
this jejune misperception.
Horribly negative advertising,
a type of propaganda they
couldn’t really recognize. Rove
shocked, shocked. & sore at best.
House stays with them, however,
proving Treason
prospers. Media, hard-
ly shy in all of this, can so
untwist its panties now,
returning to who wore
what sheer dress.
Labels: 47%, carpet bombing, election, Gecko, media, negative advertising, Obama, Romney, Rove, treason
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Debate
Since both parties
brought a pulse
for this occasion,
exchanges proved lively,
often raucous. That's
politics. Fitfully, grace-
ful thoughts plopped in,
but raw stump points
rendered the very air
retarded. So what?
Back to Lincoln-Douglas,
consecrated by History
and as full of baloney.
Again, politics, boys ‘n
girls. Animals roaming
far savannas terrify
but lack rhetoric.
Since both parties
brought a pulse
for this occasion,
exchanges proved lively,
often raucous. That's
politics. Fitfully, grace-
ful thoughts plopped in,
but raw stump points
rendered the very air
retarded. So what?
Back to Lincoln-Douglas,
consecrated by History
and as full of baloney.
Again, politics, boys ‘n
girls. Animals roaming
far savannas terrify
but lack rhetoric.
Labels: Lincoln-Douglas, Obama, presidential debate, Romney, stump points
Friday, February 24, 2012
Fear Obama!
Marxist! This
from the fascist
horrors on
American Radio.
(To the pros, he’s
Center-Left;
opposition being mostly
Center-Right--presently,
though, sucking up to
a furiously insane base.)
At any rate, these rank
“shows” have sponsors.
Boycott!
Labels: Fascist Radio, Marxism, Obama, Republican
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Space Coast
Prez coming here to reassure on jobs
being lost due to shuttle phase out.
Many of the reactionary engineers
give not Shit-1 about anybody
else's loss and grief. But,
you know what? I say
preserve their jobs too,
because that's the end I come from.
As did Hubert Humphrey, lampooned
for such by the minuscule group
of Republican wits. Shame we
didn’t have more of him shoving
out the showy corporate whores.
Labels: corporate whores, Obama, Republican, Space
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Ike the Communist
Return with me now to those
thrilling days of yesteryear...
Hey! O-Man trumps genial
Kansan in being Red, Moslem,
& born in Ragtop-Land. T-
riple fuckin header! ...when
from out of the past comes
the thundering wingnuts.
We know they can thunder. Reason
Town Halls fabricated. But how
fast can they truly spin? Is
there a university study?
Can’t trust, of course, since
they’re all Communists too.
Labels: Eisenhower, Ike, John Birch Society, Obama, tea baggers, wingnuts
Thursday, February 11, 2010
Much Partisan Poison
over speech aids.
Teleprompters,
notecards, prompts
inked on hands. Big
Deal! Matters complex
need crutch for memory.
Not to mention jitters.
Speaker who doesn’t is rare...
or a mammoth bullshitter.
The latter, legion.
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Best of Times, Worst of Times
In Copenhagen, Frogs
& their limpwristed ilk
on Olympic Committee
nonetheless tell Obama Don’t
let the door hit you in the ass!
& then he’s given Nobel
by worse! So Eurofaggots
are slippery trash!
& that settles that!
Monday, October 12, 2009
Foxer Laughs Out Loud
on hearing of Obama’s Nobel.
Out-whores laugh a lot.
Keeps down wormwood gorge.
Friday, October 09, 2009
Formula
A president never gets credit
for making things less bad.*
Eureka! So that, and racial
hatred, explains right
wing radio.
*CSPAN guest
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Rocco Listens to Huge Solution Sam
ROCCO
Well Sam, I understand you want to make Obama President For Life!
HS SAM
That’s too Tin-Pot Dictatorship. I want him into the Old President’s
Home after his two terms. What I actually said is that the office
should go only to Democrats.
ROCCO
A little document call the Constitution?
HS SAM
We’ll amend it. Hey I’m thinking mostly of the Republicans!
They hate governing. They don’t believe in it. Why look at the hacks
they put in to run departments. Saboteurs!
ROCCO
Loyalists.
HS SAM
Loyal to what? Stupidity? Pulling the plug on Grandma and all the
inanities they repeat long after they cease believing what they say--
if they ever did. Even Mrs Goebbels probably told the twisted dwarf
to shut the fuck up!
ROCCO
History, unlike today, is silent on the matter. But, have you run this latest
huge idea of yours past any Republicans?
HS SAM
Not yet, but I know I can convince them they’ll be better off. After all,
they absolutely love screaming from the outside. Governing is boring.
ROCCO
You make them sound like Divas.
HS SAM
Right! Perfect! The Diva Party! I love it!
No divas in South Philadelphia, but some of their flavor is glimpsed in the old proverb, “When Mama is unhappy everybody is unhappy.”
ROCCO
Well Sam, I understand you want to make Obama President For Life!
HS SAM
That’s too Tin-Pot Dictatorship. I want him into the Old President’s
Home after his two terms. What I actually said is that the office
should go only to Democrats.
ROCCO
A little document call the Constitution?
HS SAM
We’ll amend it. Hey I’m thinking mostly of the Republicans!
They hate governing. They don’t believe in it. Why look at the hacks
they put in to run departments. Saboteurs!
ROCCO
Loyalists.
HS SAM
Loyal to what? Stupidity? Pulling the plug on Grandma and all the
inanities they repeat long after they cease believing what they say--
if they ever did. Even Mrs Goebbels probably told the twisted dwarf
to shut the fuck up!
ROCCO
History, unlike today, is silent on the matter. But, have you run this latest
huge idea of yours past any Republicans?
HS SAM
Not yet, but I know I can convince them they’ll be better off. After all,
they absolutely love screaming from the outside. Governing is boring.
ROCCO
You make them sound like Divas.
HS SAM
Right! Perfect! The Diva Party! I love it!
No divas in South Philadelphia, but some of their flavor is glimpsed in the old proverb, “When Mama is unhappy everybody is unhappy.”
Labels: Diva, Obama, Republican, Rocco
Friday, June 19, 2009
Rocco and the Plutocrat
ROCCO
Hey Pete the Plutocrat! Slumming?
PETE
I always return to my childhood bakery here!
ROCCO
Very South Philly!
PETE
You can take the boy out of...
ROCCO
And put him into a Chauffeur-driven Bentley and a Main Line Mansion.
PETE
Fruits of Labor.
ROCCO
And lawyers. But listen! You’re the only wealthy guy I know who’s not crying poor-mouth, and continuously bitching and moaning about the government robbing him. Even during massive money transfer to your class from the rest of us under Bush. Now you’ll lose under the evil Democrats and Obama.
PETE
I’m guessing half a percent.
ROCCO
How about these wars? Kicking the shit outa all of us really.
PETE
Money never lost a war. Let me buy you a cannoli.
ROCCO
Buy? What a quaint notion. Take! That’s your way.
PETE
Why not say steal?
ROCCO
You were one slick kid!
PETE
I grew up!
ROCCO
Hey Pete the Plutocrat! Slumming?
PETE
I always return to my childhood bakery here!
ROCCO
Very South Philly!
PETE
You can take the boy out of...
ROCCO
And put him into a Chauffeur-driven Bentley and a Main Line Mansion.
PETE
Fruits of Labor.
ROCCO
And lawyers. But listen! You’re the only wealthy guy I know who’s not crying poor-mouth, and continuously bitching and moaning about the government robbing him. Even during massive money transfer to your class from the rest of us under Bush. Now you’ll lose under the evil Democrats and Obama.
PETE
I’m guessing half a percent.
ROCCO
How about these wars? Kicking the shit outa all of us really.
PETE
Money never lost a war. Let me buy you a cannoli.
ROCCO
Buy? What a quaint notion. Take! That’s your way.
PETE
Why not say steal?
ROCCO
You were one slick kid!
PETE
I grew up!
Labels: Bush, Obama, Plutocrat, Rocco
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
The Philosophy
-Obama in Ft Myers doing a q and a, mostly about the stimulus.
-Don’t remember the last guy doing many of those.
-No, he reflected the Republican philosophy of Go Fuck Yourself!
-Why do they embrace that?
-Cheaper, and depends on individual initiative.
-Obama in Ft Myers doing a q and a, mostly about the stimulus.
-Don’t remember the last guy doing many of those.
-No, he reflected the Republican philosophy of Go Fuck Yourself!
-Why do they embrace that?
-Cheaper, and depends on individual initiative.
Labels: Obama, REpublican philosophy
Tuesday, November 04, 2008
Rocco and Possible Republican, Jinky-Joe
ROCCO
Funny moment on Saturday Night Live. Fake Sarah passed
somewhat genuine one.
JINKY-JOE
How'd the real one do on the show?
ROCCO
Like one totally tight-assed broad.
JINKY-JOE
No surprise. Not her turf. I testified once and was a wreck.
Courthouse not my turf. Platform's her turf.
ROCCO
Yeah, riling up the morons.
JINKY-JOE
You think all Republicans morons?
ROCCO
Not the multitudinous thieves. They're clever. I don't know
where that leaves a closet Republican like you.
JINKY-JOE
Not smart enough to steal.
ROCCO
Therefore a moron.
JINKY-JOE
Hey! I still could vote for the black terrorist Muslin.
ROCCO
No chance.
JINKY-JOE
Well I do lean to Simmering Mac. Hey old guys get up to
piss five times a night! Red phone rings, he's wide awake.
ROCCO
That stupid prick is liable to order the bombing of Alabama.
JINKY-JOE
No way! California maybe.
ROCCO
You ARE a moron like him.
JINKY-JOE
Well, I'm credentialed. Been married four times.
Rocco resides in the Southern portion of Philadelphia, a city Democratic by an astonishing margin,
ROCCO
Funny moment on Saturday Night Live. Fake Sarah passed
somewhat genuine one.
JINKY-JOE
How'd the real one do on the show?
ROCCO
Like one totally tight-assed broad.
JINKY-JOE
No surprise. Not her turf. I testified once and was a wreck.
Courthouse not my turf. Platform's her turf.
ROCCO
Yeah, riling up the morons.
JINKY-JOE
You think all Republicans morons?
ROCCO
Not the multitudinous thieves. They're clever. I don't know
where that leaves a closet Republican like you.
JINKY-JOE
Not smart enough to steal.
ROCCO
Therefore a moron.
JINKY-JOE
Hey! I still could vote for the black terrorist Muslin.
ROCCO
No chance.
JINKY-JOE
Well I do lean to Simmering Mac. Hey old guys get up to
piss five times a night! Red phone rings, he's wide awake.
ROCCO
That stupid prick is liable to order the bombing of Alabama.
JINKY-JOE
No way! California maybe.
ROCCO
You ARE a moron like him.
JINKY-JOE
Well, I'm credentialed. Been married four times.
Rocco resides in the Southern portion of Philadelphia, a city Democratic by an astonishing margin,
Labels: Democrat, election, McCain, Obama, Republican, Rocco, South Philadelphia
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Grassroots
WOMAN'S VOICE
What's on about the bailout? It flopped, right?
MAN (watching TV)
The governed wouldn't consent to bankers sticking it up their ass
and getting the gift of seven hundred billion to break it off even further in.
WV
I'm not gonna fold these underpants. They're disintegrating! Into the trash!
MAN
When it's my turn to fold, your panties are inviolate.
WV
Is that McCain? I can hear his voice.
MAN
Some nasty little prick looks like he's been dipped in Clorox.
Oooops, there's the other fellow, the one with a brain.
I like his color--coffee with a dash of cream.
WV
He picked that woman to jazz things up, McCain did.
MAN
She could do the same at a funeral home. Eureka! Here's an ad for her.
WV
What's it say?
MAN
That she's not really stupid.
WV
Is Biden that smart?
MAN
He speak encyclopedia articles, in number of words anyway. And just edged Mickey Mouse in the polls.
WV
How's she doing?
MAN
Still dumb.
WV
No I mean in the polls.
MAN
Have you heard of the concept of Absolute Zero?
WV
Aren't you just saying that cuz she's a woman?
MAN
That much shit for brains transcends sex.
WOMAN'S VOICE
What's on about the bailout? It flopped, right?
MAN (watching TV)
The governed wouldn't consent to bankers sticking it up their ass
and getting the gift of seven hundred billion to break it off even further in.
WV
I'm not gonna fold these underpants. They're disintegrating! Into the trash!
MAN
When it's my turn to fold, your panties are inviolate.
WV
Is that McCain? I can hear his voice.
MAN
Some nasty little prick looks like he's been dipped in Clorox.
Oooops, there's the other fellow, the one with a brain.
I like his color--coffee with a dash of cream.
WV
He picked that woman to jazz things up, McCain did.
MAN
She could do the same at a funeral home. Eureka! Here's an ad for her.
WV
What's it say?
MAN
That she's not really stupid.
WV
Is Biden that smart?
MAN
He speak encyclopedia articles, in number of words anyway. And just edged Mickey Mouse in the polls.
WV
How's she doing?
MAN
Still dumb.
WV
No I mean in the polls.
MAN
Have you heard of the concept of Absolute Zero?
WV
Aren't you just saying that cuz she's a woman?
MAN
That much shit for brains transcends sex.
Labels: bailout, Biden, McCain, Obama, Palin
Friday, August 29, 2008
Elevated Political Discussion
-Dems acclaim Big-O!
-How egalitarian!
-Repubs ready for Old John! He got the experience!
-Lived in various mansions.
-Ahhhh! What’s the difference? I mean between the two. I lean to oldster.
-Democrats are tax and spend. Republicans, borrow and spend.
They got two wars on Chinese Master Card right now.
-Well, they say money will pour into government in boom times,
cuz people doing so well. That’ll pay everything off!
-Those are regular shoes you got on, yes? Not ruby red slippers?
-Well, theoretically it could work...?
-Well go ahead anyway. Jump up and click those Nike Airs together.
-You’re a bitter one, no?
-You’ll eventually pass my station. I can tell by the enthusiasm. Hey!
At least Dems try. The other guys just steal and lie.
-But in the long run it’s the truth what they claim! Or could be.
What do you say to that?
-I’m overwhelmed. Such a debater! Meet me in the long run and we’ll babble on together about the wondrousness of it all. A Golden Age!
-Reagan’s Shining City on the Hill! Why not?
-And this time shines can join in!
-Dems acclaim Big-O!
-How egalitarian!
-Repubs ready for Old John! He got the experience!
-Lived in various mansions.
-Ahhhh! What’s the difference? I mean between the two. I lean to oldster.
-Democrats are tax and spend. Republicans, borrow and spend.
They got two wars on Chinese Master Card right now.
-Well, they say money will pour into government in boom times,
cuz people doing so well. That’ll pay everything off!
-Those are regular shoes you got on, yes? Not ruby red slippers?
-Well, theoretically it could work...?
-Well go ahead anyway. Jump up and click those Nike Airs together.
-You’re a bitter one, no?
-You’ll eventually pass my station. I can tell by the enthusiasm. Hey!
At least Dems try. The other guys just steal and lie.
-But in the long run it’s the truth what they claim! Or could be.
What do you say to that?
-I’m overwhelmed. Such a debater! Meet me in the long run and we’ll babble on together about the wondrousness of it all. A Golden Age!
-Reagan’s Shining City on the Hill! Why not?
-And this time shines can join in!
