Monday, June 04, 2012

 

Swamis of Sleaze

Challenger rips
“Blunderer-In-Chief”

for bleak job snapshot.
In turn, BIC’s men trot
out former’s Capone

persona in extorting
innocents. Short
months and billions

left. Stakes
orgiastic!

Who gets rich.
Or richer.

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Monday, March 19, 2012

 

Formula

Take the sleaziest used car thief
polluting the industrial slime
of some Georgia backwater,

add the “salesmen”
being deposited
there from battered SUVs.

Levines the Machines to fleece
the hicks with promises of presents.

(There will definitely be pie in the sky.
But you must move fast or my manager
will withdraw this offer!) Take these

and multiply exponentially
and you approximate Wall Street.

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Friday, July 15, 2011

 
Journalisms

They want me to ask
Congress to probe

Rupert Murdoch. Must
think about that, motives.

Mine especially. Besides,
long tradition of sleazy-

y news. As liberal,
I'm for elbow room

in expression for re-
pulsive Fox too, &
even regal NYT with its

ongoing grad seminar knows
to keep the tits above the fold.

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